Funny Side Of Life

The funny side of life is a humorous look at life in general including the food we should or should not eat. It also takes a look at how good exercise is for you and whether alcohol is a good or bad thing. I hope you see the funny side of life as a satirical and not a factual post.

Japanese Doctor’s Look At The Funny Side Of Life

*Q*: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

*A*: Heart only good for so many beats, and that’s it… Don’t waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

*Q*: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

*A*: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottoms up!

*Q*: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

*A*: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…good!

*Q*: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

*A*: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

*Q*: Is chocolate bad for me?

*A*: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

*Q*: Is swimming good for your figure?

*A*: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

*Q*: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

*A*: Hey! ‘Round’ is also a shape!

Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

Finally the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Beer in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly  used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was”!!!!!😂

Eat whatever you like because you will still DIE, don’t allow motivational speakers deceive you.

funny side of life

1. The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54

2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57

3. The world bodybuilding champion  died at the age of 41

4. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60.


5. The KFC inventor died at 94.

6. Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88

7. Imagine, cigarette maker Winston  died at the age of 102

8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake

9. Hennessey inventor dies at 98.

How did these doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?

The rabbit is always jumping up and down but it lives for only 2 years and the turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives  400 years.

So, Take some rest, Chill, Stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life. You will still die.

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Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts.