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For the first time, Friday Funnies is featuring a driving test joke. Thanks to Hugh for sending me today’s driving test joke. 

Blonde Driving Test Joke

A blonde has failed the written driving test four times.

At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass:

But the test had the same question. “You are driving at 100 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left, is a cliff. On the road, you see an older man and a young man. What will you hit?

The Woman walked up to the Examiner and said. “I’ve answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man and young man, But it doesn’t matter which answer I used because I failed all four times. How is this possible?

What am I supposed to hit?”

The Examiner replied. “The Brakes!”

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Girlfriend Driving Test

My girlfriend, who had just passed her driving test, was driving me to town. 

We drove for ages before we found a park, but it was a parallel park. I could see that she seemed nervous about parking in the empty spot, so I said, “I’m confident in you babe just do what you did in the test” I said

She slowly started unzipping my trousers.

The Driving Test joke Fail

I failed my driving test again. I don’t think it was my fault. We were driving down a country road with the Examiner when a rabbit ran in front of the car,

I remembered my instructor said you should never swerve or try to avoid an animal because it’s dangerous and you can end up causing a more severe accident. You should always just hit it and keep on driving.

Had to chase that little bugger for miles across the fields before I finally got it!

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