Crocodile Jokes

This week’s Friday Funnies focuses on a few crocodile jokes, which has to be a Friday Funnies first.

A Blonde’s Crocodile Shoes

A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin. She desperately wanted to take home

a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch a crocodile myself so that I can get a pair of shoes for free”.

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The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, “Little lady, just go and give it a try”!

The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile!

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the river bank where he spots the same young blonde woman standing waist-deep in the murky water, a shotgun in her hand. Just then, he spots a vast 3-metre croc swimming rapidly toward her.

With lightning speed, she aims, kills the creature and hauls it onto the muddy banks of the river. Lying nearby were seven more of the dead animals, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.

The blonde struggled and flipped the Croc onto it’s back. – Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, ” SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO”!

Yeah, must be pretty hard on those poor crocodiles. 

Colin Fights A Crocodile

To keep with the crocodile theme, I thought I would add to my Laughaholics series by creating my very own funny crocodile joke video. This one also takes place in Darwin and features my old mate Duncan who I wrote about ages ago in a post called Duncan & Norm’s Big Day Out. Since that post, Duncan struck it rich and is now a multi-millionaire and is chucking a huge party! It’s a killer joke, so why not pop in and check it out.

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