A Funny Getting Old joke The Funny Side Of getting old
Why post a funny getting old joke? For those who don’t know me I’m a 67 year old Aussie and amongst other things I love to make people laugh. I’m getting old and at times it can be a little scary which is why I love it when I come across any funny getting old jokes.
Funny Getting Old Joke Video
For those of you who would rather watch me telling this joke you can do so here.
For everyone else here is a look at a funny getting old joke.
Three elderly gentlemen were discussing how getting old as affecting them.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”
“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”
“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “80 is the worst age of all!”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.
“No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble crapping?” asked the 70-year-old.
“No, I crap every morning at 6:30.”
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7:00!”
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CreateStudio 4 Review Is It Worth it is a fundamental question, one that I will answer at the end of this post. Before getting to that answer, we need to look at the features and ease of use of the CreateStudio 4 software.
Firstly, you should know exactly what CreateStudio is. Create Studio 4.0 is a video animation software designed to make video creation easy. Think of it as an all-in-one toolkit for making animations, explainer videos, social media content, and more.
I’ve been looking for an easy animation tool for years, and thought I found it when I bought Vidtoon. Unfortunately, Vidtoon wasn’t as easy to use as I thought at the beginning.
It was years later when I came across CreateStudio, which has had several updates, and all updates to date have been free. What I love about it is that it is drag and drop, so you don’t have to be a tech wizard. They’ve even given you templates to make things faster.
And now, in the recent 4.0 version, they’ve thrown a bunch of AI into it, so you can type in some stuff and it’ll spit out a video for you. I’ve seen this work but have yet to use it.
By the way, if you already have access to Create Studio 3, you can get the latest version for free, which I believe I’ve mentioned above. 😎 Please note that the new version requires a brand new installation, and the update is not applied to the old app., because you need to download and install Create Studio 4.0 separately. There’s no need to worry about losing old saved scenes and other presets because it’s easily migrated to the new version.
I have given the link in the description below to check it out. Also, you can transfer your saved scenes, fonts, and presets from the older version to the latest one using the migration tool.
From the time I’ve published this post, they have an amazing deal where you can purchase a lifetime deal instead of a yearly plan.
This is what I started with, but since then, I’ve updated to the platinum lifetime plan, as you can see in the image below.
My favourite feature of CreateStudio 4, which was added in CreateStudio 3 is its LipSync feature where your audio is synced the your chosen character. It’s amazing to watch your character talking in sync with your voice. Imagine how much professional that will make your videos look?
Create Studio 4 Ease Of Use
The Start from Scratch option gives you a blank canvas so you can build your video exactly the way you want including the resolution of your choice. Just click on the Start from Scratch option to get started.
Yo then click on the Settings section to choose your desired canvas colour and then you would choose your resolution. There are also pre-set templates available for different platforms like Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest and more. Just pick the one you need and you’re good to go.
Once you’re ready you just drag and drop different elements onto the canvas based on your script. You have access to a variety of assets, including scenes, backgrounds, 2D and 3D animated characters, emojis, icons, animated text,and so much more.
The standout feature is the popular 3D Character Creator, which is where you get the amazing LipSync function. You can see it in action in the video above or simply click here. The characters you get are so customizable that you can make them look like completely different characters.
CreateStudio AI Text To Image Creator And More
Some of the most exciting updates in Create Studio 4 include the new AI Toolkit which has many features including the AI Text to Image Generator, the AI Voice Creator, the Background Remover and so much more.
Each of these tools costs a specific number of credits when you use it but from what I can see the credits are refilled at the end of the month.
You can also create doodle videos by using the Doodle effect inside Create Studio 4.0. You have a large selection of free music that you can use for your videos and heaps of male and female voices that you can use. The voices are pretty lifelike and not like some of the lifeless robotic voices you here online.
Huge Selection Of Quality Backgrounds
I’ve found the selection of backgrounds a most beneficial when creating videos. And if you can’t find one there you can find them via Pexels, Pixabay, Giphy and Coverr and import them, either video or images, right into your project.
Too Many CreateStudio Features To Count
There’s so many features that I haven’t touched on, icluding transitions, Scroll Stoppers, YouTube openers, outros, transition and subscription tools. I really need to do some more videos to go into all this in more depth. If you want me to include anything simply let me know in the comments.
Is CreateStudio 4 Worth It?
I believe that CreateStudio 4 is worth it? If you ever wanted to dabble in animation and didn’t want to get a headache doing it then this is the software for you.
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You have to do three essential things to help grow your YouTube Channel. Strangely enough, they all have to do with driving traffic to your channel. The most important thing is to focus on creating high-quality, engaging content. That is something only you can do. The problem we all have, unless you’re one of those YouTube gurus who have heaps of followers YouTube will always recommend you regardless of the keywords you use, is getting targeted traffic to your videos.
TubeBuddy Helps With Keywords And So Many Other Things
Keywords are essential to getting traffic to your videos. I’ve found Tubebuddy to be a useful tool for helping me choose the best keywords to drive folk to my videos. Unfortunately, as good as TubeBuddy is, as described in my post Funny Jokes That Don’t Make It, YouTube has been known to throw curveballs and not recommend your video even though folk are using the exact keywords in YT’s search engine. There isn’t much you can do about that and I’ve learned to live with the times YouTube does follow the keywords that folk use to search for the content they want to see.
Tags are also said to be important to drive traffic. Tags are descriptive keywords that help YouTube’s algorithm understand your video’s content, thereby increasing its chances of appearing in search results and recommendations to interested viewers. TubeBuddy allows me to see what tags are being used by YouTubers who appear at the top of the fold and with a bit of luck those same tags can help your video. I show this in action in one of my older videos. I really need to update that video.
Using Engaging Titles To Encourage People To Click On Your Video
Think about your experience when you’re searching for a particular video. Do you click on anything or do you click on videos that sound interesting? Does the title include the keywords you’re targeting? Something TubeBuddy can help you with. You may have to try several titles before you find the right one.
The Importance Of Thumbnails For Getting Views
Engaging thumbnails are essential for attracting clicks. If someone finds your Thumbnail engaging they’re more likely to click on it thereby boosting your click-through rates, and increasing the visibility of your videos in search results.
My favourite tool for this is The Graphics Creator. I did a Graphic Creator Review over 4 years ago so I should do another one because it is so much better now than it was then. The beauty of the Graphic Creator is it allows you to do so much more than create stunning Thumbnails. I’ve used it to create this video of Funniest Don’t Argue With Women Memes that in only 3 weeks has over 1500 views and 23 likes.
The beauty of The Graphics Creator is it’s so easy to use and no skill is required in using it.
Creating Animated Pixar Characters
I’ve always wanted to create cartoon characters for my videos and until recently I could never find anything that created Pixar-quality characters and do it without blowing a gasket. I’m now using CreateStudio 4 and to date, updates have been free.
If there is anything you want to know about these tools, please leave a comment below.
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Perhaps you like to have a good laugh? If that’s true, then you will love my Laughaholics Channel.
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