Haircut Political Humour Friday Funnies #338

After an earlier post on political humour, I got another email titled The Haircut. The haircut wasn't at all what I was expecting, but that's what makes some jokes truly funny. So, without further ado I give you... The Haircut Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.   One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then an MP came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The MP was thrilled and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined up waiting for a free haircut.…

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Political Humour Friday Funnies #150

For today's Friday Funnies I thought I would write about a little political humour. As usual I got the following bit of political humour in my email. I'm constantly amazed how some people can come up with some of this stuff. It's really quite witty. Political Humour 2015 WELCOME to 2015:   • Our Phones – Wireless • Cooking – Fireless • Cars – Keyless • Food – Fatless • Tires –Tubeless • Dress – Sleeveless • Youth – Jobless • Leaders – Shameless • Relationships – Meaningless • Attitudes – Careless • Babies – Fatherless • Feelings – Heartless • Education – Valueless • Children – Mannerless • Country – Godless   We are SPEECHLESS, Government is CLUELESS,   And our Politicians are WORTHLESS !   I'm scared – Shitless!! The thing with most political humour is that not everybody finds them funny. It all depends on which side of the political fence you're sitting on. That being the case it's pretty hard trying to find political humour that someone won't find offensive. Luckily I fount the following cartoon that I reckon almost everyone would agree with. That image has a hell of a lot of truth in it. It never ceased to amaze me how politicians never have to tighten their belts but the rest of the country has to. While there are probably a lot of honest politicians out there I'm sure there are also some shady ones as well. Have you ever wondered how some companied win government contracts? I…

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