Friday Funnies #80 Elderly Sex Hopeful

Yep, it’s Friday which of course means it time for this weeks Friday Funnies. As usual I need you guys to jump through a little teeny weenie hoop in order to get your comment approved. All you need to do is to hop on over to my latest YouTube video, leave a comment there and Like it for me. You do that by clicking the thumbs up Icon. I need the comment in so I can see you actually liked the video.

Usually I delete or spam any commenter who did not follow instructions as by neglecting to do so shows they didn’t read the post and therefore do not deserve a link to their site. For this post I’ve decided to simply remove then link to their site so everyone can see the people who are simply not reading my post. After all, if they’re not reading my post they’re probably not reading your either. OK, enough of that, it’s joke time. The first one is about a old bloke who still has sex on his mind.

Elderly Man Still Wants Sex

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.  Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.  They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. 

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 

‘How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively. (more…)

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Think Before You Speak Friday Funnies #79

Have you ever heard of the expression, think before you speak? This is really important because if you don’t think before you speak you could put your foot in your mouth resulting in some really embarrassing situations. The same thing applies when leaving a comment on this blog. I want you to think before leaving a comment because to get your comment approved you need to go to this weeks funniest video on YouTube by clicking on this  LINK, leaving a comment there and LIKE the video. Once you’ve completed those steps you can leave a comment.

As an extra incentive I’ll even let you use a keyword instead of your name! How cool is that? :happy_tb: Normally I would spam your little ass if you used a keyword instead of your name. So, go and leave a comment on my latest YouTube video and hit the thumbs up “Like” icon and you’re good to go.  :thumbup_ee:

Think before you speak…

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak, the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back, or that you could crawl into a hole? I know I have. Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….

FIRST TESTIMONY

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?” I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word…he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, “I think I like playing with mens balls” (more…)

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Friday Funnies #55 Irish Joke Dirty Joke & More

Welcome everyone to this weeks edition of Friday Funnies. The same rule applies as in the previous Friday Funnies, your comment will only be accepted once you have liked my FaceBook Page. It’s really a painless exercise, just click on that link that’s coming out at you, only possible because of the SoreThumb plugin, and Like my page. You only have to like it once. Once you’ve done that you’re eligible to comment on all my Friday Funnies posts.

OK, now that we have that out of the way I’m going to lead off with a cool Irish joke, just to  give those poor blondes a rest.  :tongue:

Irish Sugar Test

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

“Could you taste this for me, please?”

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.

“Does that taste sweet to you?” says Paddy. (more…)

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