It’s a fact; people love memes that make you laugh. Some of those memes that make you laugh are so funny they go viral. Man, I would like to have one of my memes go viral. The problem is coming up with something new. Just about every meme out there is a rehash of something that already exists.
My Memes That Make You Laugh
So, I decided to make some of the already popular memes better. It took a fair bit of time, but I came up with what I hope will be the top 10 memes of 2020.
It’s my opinion that I made the memes better, and hopefully others will agree with me. As a lot of the memes include an image, I sourced images that I believe would be heaps more popular than the original memes.
My smoking in the rain post does not mean I’m promoting smoking at all, and I know this is supposed to be a Friday Funnies post. It is a Friday Funnies post, and all I’m doing is trying to find an exciting way to introduce my Friday Funnies Joke and why not post a joke about smoking in the rain? Especially if I found it to be pretty funny.
However, before we get to the joke, I want everyone to know that I think smoking is a filthy habit. I would never take it up. I lie. I did smoke, a long, long time ago. I was actually in primary school at the time, and because I couldn’t afford to buy them, I used to roll my own. I used pages from my school exercise book as cigarette paper, and I tried different material for tobacco. The foulest stuff I ever used was the dried silk off of the old corn cob. The most volatile was the bard off of the grapevine. Once I puffed so hard, it burst into flames.
The best stuff I ever used was the dry grass I found in an alleyway. But that supply was short-lived. What happened was one day when I was casually walking down the alley to get my collection of grass. I found this dog pissing on my supply. I haven’t smoked a cigarette since.
But hang on a second. This post isn’t about me; it’s about smoking in the rain.
You guys know how much I love telling jokes, right? That’s why I have a Laughaholics playlist. That’s also why I’ve just started a new blog, Laugh-Out-Loud.org! How cool a domain name is that? I was so lucky to be able to claim that domain name. I hope you take the time to check out my new blog, but now it’s time for this week’s Friday Funnies, a funny Chinese Laundry Joke.
Funny Chinese Laundry Joke About Dirty Panties
A woman was so unhappy with the way her local Chinese laundry cleaned her clothes she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:
“Use more soap on panties!”
When she got the clean laundry back, she was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week, she enclosed another note: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”
The second note annoyed the Chinese laundryman so much he decided to include a note with the next laundry delivery.
” I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!!”
” USE MORE PAPER ON ARSE!!!”
Man, I wasn’t expecting that one.
Sexy Sal Blonde & Pickup Truck
Right, now it’s time to share with you Sexy Sal’s latest blonde joke. I loved this one, and I’m sure you will too.
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Check out my Laughaholics jokes so you can keep the laughs coming. You’ll especially love my latest funny mask story.
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Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest video Luminar 4 Review which show just how easy it is to replace a dreary sky for a dramatic one in your photos.
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