Funny English Boy

The funny English boy is a funny story about a young lad that works in a supermarket in England. This young boy could be Little Johnny’s cousin. 😆 Anyway, have a read of the funny English boy and let me know in the comments below what you think of this short story.

Funny English Boy Who Thinks Fast

A man went into a supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower. The very young greens-produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers. The man persisted and asked to see the manager, and the boy went to find him.

Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, “Some wanker out there wants to buy half a cauliflower.” As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, “And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.”

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed with how you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?”

“Cardiff, sir,” the boy replied.

“Why did you leave Cardiff ?” the manager asked.

The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players.”

“Really?” said the manager. “My wife is from Cardiff.”

“You’re kidding?” replied the boy. “What position did she play?”

See, he’s a quick thinker, isn’t he? And now a Little Johnny joke compliments of the Graphics Creator.

Little Johnny funny english boy

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Motorcycle Joke

This week’s Friday Funnies is a motorcycle joke. As usual, I got this motorcycle joke in an email, and I was sure you guys would love it.

Friday Funnies Motorcycle Joke

While riding my motorcycle yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the trench to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a gorgeous woman who asked, “Are you okay?”

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a very short mini skirt and a low cut blouse with the best cleavage ever.

“I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in, and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

“That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”

“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”

 Well, she was gorgeous and very persuasive.

Being shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”

We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be upset, so I’d better go now.”

“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile while removing her clothes and exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen.

 “Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything, and by the way, where is she?”

“Still in the ditch with my motorbike, I replied.”

And, what’s a Friday Funnies joke without the customary motorbike joke image created by the Graphics Creator? 

Harley Motorcycle Joke

motorcycle joke

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Blonde Joke Milestone

Hey guys, I’m really chuffed to tell everyone that one of my Laughaholics videos has reached the 10,000 views milestone. And it’s because it’s a video about blonde jokes I’ve named this post blonde joke milestone.

My Blond Joke Milestone Video

I know you’re dying to find out which of my blonde jokes videos made the blonde joke milestone list and of course, I’m dying to tell you, so without further ado please head on over to YouTube and check out my Top 10 Funniest Blonde Jokes. While you’re there, please give it a thumbs up and share it with your friends.

It goes without saying that I also needed to share my blonde joke milestone with my YouTube followers and so I produced my Blonde Stairway To Heaven joke. The intro to the joke told everyone about my exciting milestone pointing out a couple of factors that led the video getting to where it did. Mainly TubeBuddy for helping me choosing the best keywords and the Graphics Creator for helping me create the best Thumbnails. The video shows exactly how those two programs helped that video to get where it is today.

More Funny Blonde Jokes Another Milestone?

Because I know how much you guys love blonde jokes I can’t end this post without sharing a couple more 🤪 I reckon I’ll ask Sexy Sal to provide the first ripper blonde joke.

Blonde Joke Milestone
Created with the Graphics Creator

A Blonde Skips Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette, “Let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.”

The next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with her boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

“That was fun,” says the brunette. “We should do it again sometime.”

“No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught!”

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