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Good Old Hooters Joke

Post author:Peter
Post published:February 26, 2021
Post category:Friday Funnies

Why a post about good old hooters? Because it’s funny, that’s why.

Love Of Good Old Hooters

Two guys grow up together and are the best of friends. After college, one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach, Florida, to play golf and catch up.

At age 32, they meet, finish their round of golf and decided to get some lunch.

“Where you wanna go?” asks one.

“Hooters,” replies the other.

“Why, Hooters?”

“They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.”

“You’re on.”

At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

“Where you wanna go for lunch?”

“Hooters.”

“Again? Why?”

“They have a cold beer, big-screen TVs, and side action on the games.”

“OK.”

At age 52, they meet and play again. “So, where you wanna go for lunch?”

“Hooters.

“Why?”

“The food is pretty good, and there’s plenty of parking.”

“OK.”

At age 62, they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Wings are half price, and the food isn’t too spicy.”

“Good choice.”

At age 72, they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?”

“Hooters.

“Why?”

“They have six accessible parking spaces right by the door, and they have senior discounts.”

“Great choice.”

At age 82, they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?”

“Hooters.”

“Why?”

“Because we’ve never been there before.”

“OK.”

You didn’t expect that, did you? I know I didn’t.

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Funny Sicilian Cow Story

Post author:Peter
Post published:February 19, 2021
Post category:Friday Funnies

Hey guys, I was thinking about my Italian holiday when it hit me that this week’s Friday Funnies should be about a funny Sicilian cow story.

The Funny Sicilian Cow Story

The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. After some research, the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily relatively cheaply.

So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day, and everyone was happy.

They decided to buy a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they’d never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow, but the cow would move away whenever the bull tried to mount it. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he could never do the deed.

The people were troubled and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and to ask his advice. They explained, “Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side”.

Funny Sicilian Cow Story — Created with the **Graphics Creator**

The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, “Did you, by chance, buy this cow in Sicily?”

The people were dumbfounded since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over Sicily.

“You are truly a wise veterinarian,” they said. “How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?”

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes: “My wife is from Sicily.”

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Motorbike Jokes

Post author:Peter
Post published:February 12, 2021
Post category:Friday Funnies

I hope you like today’s Friday Funnies which is all about motorbike jokes. I believe that this is the first time I’ve featured motorbike jokes in a Friday Funnies post. Oops, I did a quick search of my blog and discovered I did a motorbike not so long ago. You can read that joke here. It’s hilarious.

Motorbike Jokes Picking Up Girls

A 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day when a big man on a motorbike pulls up beside her. He follows her for a little while, then turns around and says to her, “Hey there little girl, how would you like to go for a little ride?”

“No way!” says the little girl as she quickens her pace.

The guy on the motorbike pulls alongside her again and asks, “Hey, little girl, I’ll give you ten bucks if you hop on the back.”

“NO!” says the little girl as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclists pulls up alongside her again and say, “OK kid, this is my final offer. I’ll give you twenty bucks and a big bag of candy if you go on the back of my bike and let me take you for a ride.

Finally, the girl stops, turns and face the man defiantly with her hands placed firmly on her hips. She screams out, “Look, Dad, you’re the one who bought a Honda instead of a Harley. YOU RIDE IT!”

Karma And The Motorcycle Cop

They rushed a motorcycle patrolman to hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated on him, and when he came round, he was relieved when they told him all had gone to plan, and he was going to be OK.

But the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. He was worried that something might be wrong, but he was still too weak from the surgery to do anything. Eventually, he managed to pull his hospital gown down enough to check what was causing the discomfort. When he looked down at his chest, he saw three wide strips of ultra-adhesive tape stuck firmly to his hairy chest. Written on it in large black letters was the message:

“Get well soon,… from the nurse who got a ticket from you last week. I’ll be round to remove the tape later.”

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