Hunting Jokes Friday Funnies #349

G’day folks and welcome for the first ever Friday Funnies using OceanWP my latest theme. A pretty good theme don’t you think? Anyway, today’s Friday Funnies are about hunting jokes. After wracking my brain I don’t think I’ve covered hunting jokes before so this will be a first.

Funniest Hunting Jokes

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There were these two Irish hunters who were lucky enough to bag themselves a deer buck. As they were dragging their dead deer back to their car they came along another hunter. He was also dragging his dead deer.

He says to the two Irish hunters, “Hey, I don’t want to tell you guys how to do things, but you’ll find it so much easier if you drag the deer from the other end. That way the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”

As they watched the other hunter dragging his deer away they decided to try it. Sometime later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”

“Sure is,” replied the other, “but we seem to be getting further away from the truck.”

The next of my hunting jokes explains why it’s not a good idea to take your wife with you on your hunting trip. 🤪

Hunting With The Wife

Dan was itching to start off on his hunting trip. He gets up early itching to bag his first deer for the season. He goes to the kitchen to brew himself some coffee and was surprised to his wife dressed in camouflage.

“You going to a masquerade or something?” he asks his wife. She just smiles, “Nope, I’m going hunting with you! I thought it would be nice to spend some time together”

Dan couldn’t see anyway around this and so reluctantly takes her along. Once they arrive at the hunting site. Dan sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and says, “If you see a deer, take careful aim before you shoot, and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.”


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Random Jokes Friday Funnies #348

I'm calling this post random jokes because that's exactly what they are. They don't fit into any category at all, they're just random jokes. Random Jokes Blonde Style I haven't had a blonde joke for quite some time, so the first of my random jokes is going to be a blonde joke. A blonde wanted to sell her car, but no matter how hard she tried she just couldn't find any buyers. She calls Suzie, her friend for advice, and her Suzie asks her how many miles she had on the car. The blonde tells her she had over 235,000 miles on the clock. Suzie says, "That's your problem. You've got way too many miles showing. I have a mechanic friend who can help you with that," giving her his card. "Just tell him to turn back the miles to whatever you want." So the blonde goes to the mechanic and tells him to put the miles to 40,000. A couple of days later the Suzie rings and asks if she'd sold the car since her friend dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Are you kidding? Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!" Random Jokes Morgue Style Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.  After he examines the bodies the coroner calls the police to tell them his results.  “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous…

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Funny Images Friday Funnies #347

Todays Friday Funnies is all about funny images, but before I show you those funny images, I’d like to tell you about my latest YouTube video. The idea behind that video is a poem I did ages ago called My Passionate Encounter. Funny enough I called my video My Passionate Encounter.🤣

Funny Images Old Tech

Back to this weeks post about funny images. What makes these images funny is that one can see how future generations will look upon some of the stuff that so many of us used to take for granted. Take the printed book for example.

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Yep, these poor kids are going to come across a book and not know what to do with it.

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