Office Jokes

Today’s Friday Funnies is about office jokes. As is usually the case, I got the first of my office jokes in today’s email.

Office jokes Take Your Child To Work Day

Mark was a Senior Manager at a large Company, and he had 20 staff in his Office. When he saw that “Take Your Child to Work Day” was coming up, he decided to take his 5-year-old daughter to the Office.

The little girl was a big hit with all his staff, and they crowded around, making a big fuss of her when she began to cry.

“Darling, “said Mark, “Darling, why are you crying?”

“Daddy”, she sobbed, “Daddy – Where are all the Clowns that you said worked for you?”

The Job Interview

The second of my office jokes takes place at an office interview.

Almost at the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”

The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”

The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

Office Jokes

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Three Sons Joke Friday Funnies #363

Todays joke is called the three sons joke because, funny enough, it involves three sons. 😉It’s about a father who tries to teach his three sons the importance of learning from life’s experiences.

A Lesson From The Three Sons Joke

three sons joke

A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them off to college, “I feel I must provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.”

One of his sons became a doctor, another a lawyer and the other a financial planner. Each of his sons was very successful financially. When their father’s time had come, and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

First, the doctor put 10 newly printed crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

Then, the financial planner also put $1,000 there in 20 newly printed crisp $50 bills.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer’s turn. He reached into his pocket, took out his chequebook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father’s coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

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Funny Foreign Signs Friday Funnies #362

Before I get into the funny foreign signs, I’d love to share with you my latest funny videos from my Laughaholics Videos. The first one is about a very lazy husband, and strangely enough, it’s called Lazy Husband Joke.

The second funny video, and it’s my favourite of the two, is about a young woman that is boarding with a Scottish couple I called that video the Girl Lodger Joke.

And now for my funny foreign signs. These signs come from around the world and are funny because they’re obviously struggling with the English language.

Funny Foreign Signs That Make You Laugh

In a Bangkok Temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. 

Cocktail Lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor’s Office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 

Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. 

A Nairobi Restaurant:
CUSTOMERS, WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

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