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Initiative Q A Scam

Initiative Q A Scam? I Hope Not

Is Initiative Q a scam? That was the first thing I asked myself when my son-in-law sent me a link to join Initiative Q. Naturally, the first thing I did was to go online to see if it was a scam. I couldn’t find anything to say that it was. Perhaps, that’s because it’s early days yet.

I looked into it a little more and found that all they required for me to join was an email address and my name.. I didn’t have any qualms about supplying that as it’s readily available online anyway.

I did find one site though, Forbes.com, that asked the Initiative Q founder if it was a pyramid scheme. I’d already come to the conclusion that although it looked like a pyramid scheme, there was no exchange of money so it couldn’t be one.

So, I joined, and I can now invite 5 other people to join using this link. Once those 5 join, they need to contact me so I can verify them. After that, that link will no longer work.

Initiative q A scam

The image above shows how many Q’s I have just for joining. That will rise when each of the 5 new members joins by clicking my link. I don’t know how good the Initiative Q will turn out to be. All I can say is I missed out on the BitCoin roll out, and I’m not going to miss out on the possibility of striking it rich with Initiative Q.

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Stripper Jokes Friday Funnies #346

I’ve just watched a brilliant video that involved a stripper. Not just any stripper mind you but one that’s also a magician and uses a striptease show as part of her act. To compliment that video I thought it would be a great idea to include one or two stripper jokes.

This is the first time I alluded to a stripper as one of my jokes. There was also the one that was part of my Sexy Sals Bar Jokes.

Best Stripper Jokes

Stripper jokes

Speaking of stripper jokes this next one is a real hoot.

Dick works extremely hard spending most of his evenings either bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His lovely wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard and decides to take him to a local strip club for his birthday.

The doorman at the club greets them saying, “Hey, Dick, buddy! How ya doing mate?” His wife puzzled, asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Nope,” says Dick. “He’s on my bowling team.”

When they’re seated, a waitress asks Dick if he’d like his usual Budweiser. His wife looks at him quizzically says, “OK, how did she know you drink Budweiser?”

“Oh, she’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey and we share lanes with them.”

A stripper then sexily comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dick rubbing herself all over him and huskily says, “Hi Dick. Do you want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Dick’s wife who is mad as hell now, grabs her bag and storms out of the club. Dick scurries after her and manages to get in just before she slams the door of the cab. Dick now tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else. Nope, his wife is having none of it. She’s screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word under the sun.

The cabby turns around and says, “Geez Dick, you picked up a real bitch this time.” 

And now for that funny stripper magician video, I mentioned at the beginning of this post. Beware, the following video includes full nudity so if that offends you don’t watch.

Specialised SEO

I’ve seen and been approached, by a lot of SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) gurus in my online life but never by one offering specialised SEO.

What Is Specialised SEO

specialised SEO

A normal SEO expert will look at your company and then work out an SEO strategy that would hopefully put your company on top of the search engines. Unfortunately not knowing all the ins and outs of your company could hamper the results of whatever SEO package they come up with.

What we need is specialised SEO, an SEO professional who specialises in a particular niche. One may even call them a niche SEO expert. Sounds like a lot of hot air doesn’t it? I thought so too until I came across Restoration SEO.

You may be asking yourself what restoration SEO was all about. In a nutshell, its SEO that targets the restoration industry explicitly. One would imagine that because these guys are focusing on the restoration industry, their knowledge of that would help them in formulating the best SEO packages for the prospective restoration customers.

The first thing they would do is a keyword audit of a customers current site. As they stipulate on their site;

“Since we have already set up and currently manage other restoration company’s web presence, we already know the right keywords to be used on a website. We will perform a detailed inspection to make sure all of the technical aspects of your website is using the correct keywords. What is not correct will need to be fixed and we will create a URL and page structure report to show you all the changes needed.

SEO & Backlinks

Now, I’ve been blogging for some 14 years and for me, the most time-consuming and challenging aspect of SEO is link building. While they do not guarantee the number of backlinks, a customer will get they will ensure to increase the page and domain authority of restoration customers by linking like content in their restoration industry-specific network.

All I can say is too bad I’m not in the restoration game.

Those of you who are WordPress bloggers will find my latest video, Writing A Post Using The Gutenberg Editor In WordPress 5.0. You may also like my Revitalise Your Blog post.

Senior Humour Friday Funnies #345

senior humour

Todays Friday Funnies is about senior humour. I’ve written a lot of seniors jokes, and they always go down well. One of my favourite bit of senior humour would have to be Senior Jokes Friday Funnies #128.

Todays senior humour take place in a courtroom after a senior was caught stealing a can of peaches.

Senior Humour The Shoplifter

A cranky old woman in her so-called “senior years” was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.  This old duck gave everyone a hard time, including the store manager, the security guard and the arresting officer who took her away.  She didn’t stop complaining, the whole she was in custody and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.

When she finally appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.

The senior citizen defiantly replied, “Just a stupid can of peaches, you old fool.”

The judge then asked why she had done it.

“I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store,” she huffed.

The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.

She replied in a nasty tone, “Nine! But why do you care about that?”

The judge answered patiently, “Well, ma’am, because I’m going to give you nine days in jail — one day for each peach.”

As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady’s long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.

The judge said, “Yes sir, what do you have to add?”

The husband said meekly, “Your Honour, she also stole two cans of peas.”

While I have you here, I reckon it’s a great time to give my first ever shot at performing a stand-up comedy routine. I called it Laughaholic’s Work Accident. I think it came out pretty well. Please check it out, give it the thumbs up if you liked it, share it with your friends. Heck, while you’re there you may as well subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Pommie Humour

In honour of my latest video, Diary Of A Pommie In Western Australia, I’m dedicating this Friday Funnies post to Pommie Humour. I first wrote about this particular Pommie Humour back in 2012! That post was called Living in Australia and Buying Your first Condom. It was actually the second post in the Friday Funnies series.

Funny Pommie Humour

This first bit of Pommie Humour isn’t accurate at all when depicting a Aussie dunny, but its still funny.

This takes place in the north of Australia i a place called Queensland which is very hot, humid and the pubs are rough. 

This posh pommie bloke travelling through Queensland in the middle of summer by bicycle is caught in a huge tropical storm. He sees a sign which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat. 

As he walks in the locals hardly even look up from their beers. Even though he’s dripping wet. He heads up to the bar and orders a scotch on ice. The barman gives him the worst scotch he’s ever tasted but the pommie drinks it down and asks the barman where the dunny (toilet) is. The barman tells him it is outside. 

So the pommie trudges outside into the rain and all he can see in the rain is two big piles of turds, one much bigger than the other. So the pommie walks over to the smaller pile, relieved that someone had the sense to start a new pile since the larger one was clearly unmanageable. 

He has his pants around his ankles and is in the process of relieving himself when a gunshot rings out and a bullet smacks into the heap just beside his head. 

Well the poor pommie turns around, in a somewhat vulnerable position, and sees this huge Aussie guy standing at the door of the pub with his still smoking gun in his hand. 

“What..What is going on?” Stammers the poor pommie. 

The huge Aussie responds “Get the hell out of the Ladies you dirty bastard.”

Funny Pommie Joke Image

pommie humour

Speaking of funny jokes, how about my Marriage Humour and The Fishing Trip. You could also check out some of my other funniest jokes. Love funny videos? Then you’ve got to watch my funny laughaholics videos. While there, why not subscribe to my YouTube channel.

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