When The Latest Supermarket Lets You Down

When The Latest Supermarket Lets You Down When The Latest Supermarket Lets You Down is another hilarious joke created with the aid of my personal assistant vidIQ. This post shows how vidIQ helps me to create my jokes. But, enough of that, let's get on with the joke. This Supermarket Experience Went HORRIBLY Wrong Mate, let me tell you about the most embarrassing shopping trip of my life..." Created with Artistly Josh spots his mate Michael stumbling down the street, arms loaded with shopping bags, looking like he's seen a ghost. "Crikey Michael, you look like you've been through a blender! What's got you all worked up?" Michael drops his bags with a thud. "Just came from that fancy new supermarket in the industrial district. You know, the one with all the bells and whistles?" "Oh yeah! Heard it's supposed to be revolutionary or something. How was it?" Michael's eyes light up despite his distress. "Mate, it's INCREDIBLE! They've got this whole 'farm-to-table experience' thing going. In the dairy section, you can hear actual cows mooing, smell fresh hay - feels like you're right on the farm!" "No way!" "And the egg aisle? Live chickens clucking away, feathers floating in the air! The veggie section's even better - you can hear farmers chatting, smell fresh dirt and growing plants. It's like shopping in the actual countryside!" Josh's jaw drops. "That sounds absolutely brilliant! I'm definitely checking it out!" Michael grimaces and shakes his head. "Well... maybe avoid the toilet paper aisle." Check out the video of this joke; A Supermarket Experience That Goes HORRIBLY Wrong Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that shows a little of what Artistly is capable of. Since using Artistly I don’t have to worry about Because of Artistly I never have to worry about getting caught out using copyright images.

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Smoking In The Rain

My smoking in the rain post does not mean I’m promoting smoking at all, and I know this is supposed to be a Friday Funnies post. It is a Friday Funnies post, and all I’m doing is trying to find an exciting way to introduce my Friday Funnies Joke and why not post a joke about smoking in the rain? Especially if I found it to be pretty funny.

However, before we get to the joke, I want everyone to know that I think smoking is a filthy habit. I would never take it up. I lie. I did smoke, a long, long time ago. I was actually in primary school at the time, and because I couldn’t afford to buy them, I used to roll my own. I used pages from my school exercise book as cigarette paper, and I tried different material for tobacco. The foulest stuff I ever used was the dried silk off of the old corn cob. The most volatile was the bard off of the grapevine. Once I puffed so hard, it burst into flames.  

The best stuff I ever used was the dry grass I found in an alleyway. But that supply was short-lived. What happened was one day when I was casually walking down the alley to get my collection of grass. I found this dog pissing on my supply. I haven’t smoked a cigarette since.  

But hang on a second. This post isn’t about me; it’s about smoking in the rain.  

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The Fastest Thing Around

As another week goes by it seems my attempt at buying the winning lottery ticket online from one of my lottery sites has been a dismal failure. I’m not one to give up though, and I will continue to purchase my lottery tickets online until I get the winning one. After all, winning the lottery is not a race. One doesn’t win it by being the fastest thing on earth. Although, winning it does give you the capacity to buy something that you consider to be pretty damn fast, not to mention a beautiful piece of machinery. Something like the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. Perhaps it isn’t the fastest thing in the world, but it’s the quickest car in the world, which brings me to this weeks Friday Funnies which is all about giving the right answer in an all-important job interview to get the job.

What Is The Fastest Thing?

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