Two Of The Best Little Johnny Jokes
I know you’re going to like the Two Of The Funniest Little Johnny Jokes and I am amazed at how well my vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant does at revamping these jokes for me to publish them on YouTube.
Two Of The Best Little Johnny Jokes #1
The neighborhood kids thought they found the dumbest kid in Australia
Little Johnny’s always copping it from the neighborhood kids for being a couple of snags short of a barbie. Their favorite gag is offering Johnny his choice between a 5 cent piece and a 10 cent coin. Little Johnny always grabs the 5 cent piece.
One arvo, after Johnny takes the 5 cent piece again, a neighbor pulls him aside and says, “Johnny mate, those kids are having a laugh at your expense. You know a 10 cent coin is worth more than a 5 cent piece, yeah?”
Johnny grins like a shot fox and says, “Yeah nah mate, if I took the 10 cent piece, they’d stop doing it. So far I’ve made 20 bucks!”
Two Of The Best Little Johnny Jokes #2
Little Johnny told the teacher what his mum does for work and got sent to the principal immediately
The teacher in Little Johnny’s school asked the class what their mums did for a crust. One little girl said her mum was a doctor, another said her mum was an engineer.
When it was Little Johnny’s turn, he stood up and said: “My mum’s a streetwalker.”
Naturally, after that ripper of a comment, he got sent straight to the principal’s office. Then, 15 minutes later, he rocks back into class.
So the teacher asked, “Did you tell the principal what you said in class?”
Johnny said “Yeah, sure did.”
“Well, what did the principal say?”
“He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple, and asked for my mum’s phone number.”
So, which was your favourite Little Johnny joke?
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