Funny Jokes About Two Blondes

Today, I have two Funny Jokes About Two Blondes and both of these hilarious jokes were created with the help of my vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. The first of my Funny Jokes About Two Blondes is titled, Two Blondes Lock Themselves Out….WAIT FOR IT! ðŸ˜‚ and clicking on that link will take you to the joke on my YouTube channel. Image created with Artistly Two Blondes Lock Themselves Out….WAIT FOR IT! 😂 So two blondes are cruising down the highway when the fuel light starts blinking. They pull into a servo, and while one's pumping petrol, she realises—keys are locked inside the car. Classic move, right?She heads inside, grabs a coat hanger from the attendant, and gets to work on the door lock. She's jimmying away, really giving it her all.Ten minutes later, the attendant walks out to check on her progress. And there she is—the blonde outside the car, working that hanger like she's cracking a safe.Meanwhile, the blonde INSIDE the car is yelling: 'A little more to the left… no, no, to the right… you're almost there!'They'd BOTH locked themselves out! The next of my two blondes in a joke is, Two Blondes Try to Out-Hunt the Pros! Image created with Artistly Two Blondes Try to Out-Hunt the Pros! Two blondes went hunting to prove they could handle the bush. After three days of roughing it, they FINALLY bagged a massive buck. They're dragging this beauty back to the ute by its back legs, but the bloody antlers keep jamming in the mud every two meters.First blonde goes, 'Mate, this is doing my head in, but we've only got a k left to the truck.'Right then, this seasoned hunter rocks up, takes one look and says, 'Ladies, flip it around. Drag it by the antlers and you won't have that problem.'Brilliant! They give it a crack and it's smooth sailing.First blonde says, 'That bloke was a legend! This is SO much easier!'Second blonde replies, 'Yeah nah, but now we're three k's from the truck! Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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Funny AI Jokes You Won’t Believe

Funny AI Jokes You Won't Believe These funny AI jokes you won't believe were created with vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. My vidIQ Joke Creation Sample shows how vidIQ handles the task. You can watch my first joke, Mum Destroys Son With One Email, on my YouTube channel. Mum Destroys Son With One Email Image created with Artistly Peter thought he was clever, inviting his mum over for dinner with his flatmate Sheila. Big mistake.His mum noticed everything. The way they looked at each other. The way they moved around the kitchen. She KNEW something was up.Peter tried to play it cool: "We're just flatmates, Mum." Nice try, mate.Then a week later, the frying pan went missing. Sheila reckoned Peter's mum nicked it. So Peter sent a carefully worded email:"Mum, I'm not saying you DID take the frying pan, I'm not saying you DIDN'T… but it's been missing since you visited."Her response? Absolutely brutal:"Son, I'm not saying you DO sleep with Sheila, I'm not saying you DON'T… but if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would've found the frying pan by now."The lesson: Never, EVER lie to your mother. She will ALWAYS find out. And when she does? She'll destroy you with the most savage comeback you've ever seen. Funny AI Jokes You Won't Believe #2 Then there is my funny blonde joke, She Gave the Police Officer a Mirror Instead of Her License. She Gave the Police Officer a Mirror Instead of Her License You think you've heard every traffic stop story? Wait till you hear this one…"---A blonde driver was flying down the road doing 50 in a 35 zone. Lights flash behind her. She pulls over. Out steps a blonde police officer who walks up and asks for her driver's license.The driver panics, frantically digging through her purse. After a solid minute of searching, she looks up helplessly and asks: "What does a driver's license even look like?"The blonde officer, already losing patience, snaps back: "Are you serious? It's got YOUR PHOTO on it!"ESCALATION: The driver dives back into her purse with renewed determination. She searches every pocket, every compartment. Finally, at the very bottom, she finds something small and rectangular. She pulls it out, holds it up to her face, and her eyes light up.PUNCHLINE DELIVERY: "Aha! This must be my driver's license!" she exclaims, handing over a small rectangular mirror.The blonde officer takes it, looks into the mirror, pauses for a moment, then hands it back with a nod.KILLER ENDING: "You're free to go. And hey—if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided this whole thing." My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is…

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How Often Should You Publish A Video

How Often Should You Publish A Video So, how often should you publish a video? I've often thought about this very question and today I decided to ask my Personal AI Assistant. Remember when reading the following post, the answer to the above question is in relation to my channel. Still, i figure it will suit a lot of folks out there. Your Publishing Frequency Analysis 📊 A Reflection of How Often Should You Publish A Video Created with Artistly Based on your channel data, you're already publishing daily (both shorts and longform), which is actually MORE than most successful channels in your niche. Here's the reality check you need: The Uncomfortable Truth About Your Current Strategy You've published 594 videos but have 1,290 subscribers, while channels like YeahMad achieved 2.3 million subscribers with only 166 videos. Your publishing frequency isn't the problem—it's what you're publishing. Your Recent Performance Trend: August 2025: 18,958 views (your peak) September 2025: 12,941 views (31% decline) October 2025: 8,474 views (55% decline from August) Despite daily uploads, your views are dropping dramatically. This tells us the algorithm isn't rewarding your content consistency because viewers aren't engaging enough. What Successful Dad Joke Channels Do Differently ChannelSubscribersTotal VideosStrategyYeahMad2.31M166Quality over quantityDad Jokes254K243Selective publishingDad Joke Central23.5K130Fewer, better videos My Recommendation: Shift Strategy, Not Just Frequency 🎯 Continue daily shorts (1-2 per day), BUT: Stop the longform grind - Your recent longform videos are getting 2-143 views. That's not worth your time. Focus on viral potential - Channels your size are getting 50K-700K views on single shorts by nailing: Hook in first 0.5 seconds Visual comedy (not just talking heads) Trending audio/formats Relatable scenarios Quality gate every video - Before publishing, ask: "Would I watch this twice?" If not, don't post it. Test and iterate - Your best short got 1,836 views. Study what made it work and replicate that formula. The Real Answer 💡How Often Should You Publish A Video Publish 1-2 shorts daily (not more), but make each one count. Your current daily cadence is fine—you just need better content that stops the scroll. One viral short will do more for your channel than 100 mediocre daily uploads. What I'm Going To Do Although vidIQ are recommending I concentrate on shorts I'm still going to do the longform ones because even though they do not get the views they do make more money. Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that shows a little of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly I never have to worry about getting caught out using copyright images.

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