As Friday rolls by once again, I have the pleasure to present to you the latest in Friday’s Funnies series. I think you’re going to like this one as it has all the stuff that every good joke is made of, an unexpected punchline.
The Girl Lodger
A Scottish couple in a Hebridean croft took in an 18 year old girl as a lodger. The girl asked if she could take a bath, but the woman of the house explained that though they didn’t actually have a bath, she was welcome to use a tin bath in front of the fire.
“Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts” she said
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.