Funny Irish Jokes Friday Funnies

You all know I love funny Irish jokes. I also know I’m not the only one who likes funny Irish jokes. That’s why funny Irish jokes occur so often on this blog, to appease my avid readers. Two of my more favourite funny Irish jokes is Sexy Sal’s Blonde Joke & Irish Humor FF #62

Funny Irish Jokes That Makes You Laugh

An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter.

As the Irishman is drinking his drink, the green man is drinking the other. An Englishman having had a few too many beverages says, “Hey, what’s that little green thing down there?”

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The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman a raspberry, “SPLBLBLBLT!,” right in the face and runs back to the Irishman.

The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman, “Hey, what is that thing, anyway?”

The Irishman replies, “Have some respect. He’s a leprechaun.”

“Oh, all right.” the Englishman says sullenly. They all go

back to drinking beer.

An hour or so later, the incredibly drunk Englishman says,

“Boy, that leprechaun sure is an ugly little bastard!”

The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry again, “SPLBLBLBLBT!”

This time the Englishman angrily says, “Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again, I’ll chop his

willie right off, I will!” he shouts.

“You can’t do that,” says the Irishman. “Leprechauns don’t have willies.”

“How do they pee, then?” asks the Englishman.

“They don’t,” says the Irishman. “They go SPLBLBLBLBT.

Finally, I have a 3 Funny Irish jokes videos for you as well. 

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This Post Has 2 Comments

  1. Justin Marble

    The Fall would have killed him, anyway got me rolling in laughter. This is so funny.

    1. Peter

      Yep, that was a great punchline.

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