Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes

Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Yes! Today's Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes is only possible because of vidIQ, which is like having my own personal assistant. If you have any questions about vidIQ, just leave it in the comments section below. The first blonde joke is The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever, and clicking on that link will take you to that joke on YouTube. The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever - Blonde Joke #1 A blonde girl bursts through the door after school."MOMMY MOMMY! Today we counted and everyone else could only get to 4 but I made it to 10! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Her mom smiles. "Very good sweetie.""Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."Next day, same thing."MOMMY MOMMY! We did the alphabet and everyone stopped at D but I made it to G! A, B, C, D, E, F, G!""Very good honey.""Is it because I'm blonde?""Yes, because you're blonde."Third day."MOMMY MOMMY! In gym class today when we showered all the other girls were flat but I have THESE!"She lifts her shirt revealing a pair of 36Cs. Her mom goes red."Ah yes… very good dear."The girl beams. "Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""No sweetheart… it's because you're 24." Now for blonde joke #2, She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious. She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Image created with Artistly A beautiful blonde woman finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. She rubs it, and a genie emerges in a puff of smoke. The genie tells her she'll be granted three wishes. The woman thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless glass of champagne.' A crystal glass of bubbly appears in her hand. She takes a sip, then another, and the glass magically refills. She's absolutely delighted and continues to drink. The glass never empties. Then the genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?' The woman thinks for a moment and says with a smile, 'Give me two more just like this one! Which one was your favourite joke? Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day

Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day Today's Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day is brought to you thanks to vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. The first joke isn't live yet, but you can watch it before anyone else by clicking the following link: She Stood Up to the Ventriloquist and What Happened Next Is Hilarious. She Stood Up to the Ventriloquist and What Happened Next Is Hilarious Image created with Artistly A ventriloquist is performing at a packed club, dummy on his knee, firing off his usual routine, including some cheeky blonde jokes. The crowd is laughing until suddenly, a blonde woman in the middle of the audience jumps to her feet."I've had ENOUGH of your stupid blonde jokes!" she shouts at the stage."What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does hair colour have to do with someone's worth as a human being?"The room goes dead silent."It's men like YOU who keep women like ME from being respected at work and in the community. You perpetuate discrimination against blondes and women in general, all in the name of humour!"The ventriloquist's face goes bright red. He starts stammering an apology when the blonde cuts him off:"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"The crowd absolutely ERUPTS! Our next joke takes place in a bar, and it's called: Best Bar Jokes That Will Make You Laugh, and of course, clicking on the link will take you there. Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day #2 Image created with Artistly Michael, a handsome bloke, strolled into a sports bar at 9:58 pm. He grabbed a seat next to a stunning blonde and fixed his eyes on the telly as the 10 o'clock news kicked off.The news crew was covering a bloke standing on a ledge of a massive building, about to jump. Michael turned to the blonde and said, "Reckon he'll jump."The blonde shot back, "Nah, I reckon he won't."Michael slapped 30 dollars on the bar. "You're on, love."The blonde matched his bet. Seconds later, the bloke on the ledge did a perfect swan dive, plummeting to his death.The blonde's face dropped. She handed over her 30 dollars. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."Michael pushed it back. "I can't take it. I saw this on the 5 o'clock news. I knew he'd jump."The blonde paused, then replied, "Yeah, I saw it too. But I didn't think he'd do it AGAIN."Michael took the money. Our final joke for the day is Kids Ask The Funniest Questions Ever. Kids Ask The Funniest Questions Ever Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day #3 Image created with Artistly A mum was driving her little ankle-biter to her mate's place for a playdate."Mum?" the little girl piped up. "How old are ya?""Sweetheart, you don't ask a sheila her age," the mum replied. "It's not on.""Right-o," the little girl said. "How much do ya weigh then?""Bloody hell!" the mother said. "Those are personal questions and none of your beeswax."Not giving…

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Two Of The Best Little Johnny Jokes

Two Of The Best Little Johnny Jokes I know you're going to like the Two Of The Funniest Little Johnny Jokes and I am amazed at how well my vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant does at revamping these jokes for me to publish them on YouTube. Two Of The Best Little Johnny Jokes #1 Image created with Artistly The neighborhood kids thought they found the dumbest kid in Australia Little Johnny's always copping it from the neighborhood kids for being a couple of snags short of a barbie. Their favorite gag is offering Johnny his choice between a 5 cent piece and a 10 cent coin. Little Johnny always grabs the 5 cent piece.One arvo, after Johnny takes the 5 cent piece again, a neighbor pulls him aside and says, "Johnny mate, those kids are having a laugh at your expense. You know a 10 cent coin is worth more than a 5 cent piece, yeah?"Johnny grins like a shot fox and says, "Yeah nah mate, if I took the 10 cent piece, they'd stop doing it. So far I've made 20 bucks!" Two Of The Best Little Johnny Jokes #2 Little Johnny told the teacher what his mum does for work and got sent to the principal immediatelyThe teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the class what their mums did for a crust. One little girl said her mum was a doctor, another said her mum was an engineer.When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My mum's a streetwalker."Naturally, after that ripper of a comment, he got sent straight to the principal's office. Then, 15 minutes later, he rocks back into class.So the teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"Johnny said "Yeah, sure did.""Well, what did the principal say?""He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple, and asked for my mum's phone number." So, which was your favourite Little Johnny joke? Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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