Funniest Rap Song Ever

Check Out The Funniest Rap Song Ever Guys, I have just published the Funniest Rap Song ever, but it's not live yet. If you want to see the funniest ever rap song, before its release, check out Yo Momma’s Comedy ROAST – Funniest Rap You’ll Hear Today. As far as I know, this is the only Yo Momma rap song in existence. Funniest Rap Song Lyrics. Yeah—No intro, straight jokes, let’s go! Hook (8 bars) Yo momma, yo momma — oh no she didn’t!Step on the scale, screen glitchin’ and spinnin’Scale said, “Wait… hold up, please…”“I need your weight, not your phone number, geez!” Yo momma, yo momma — laugh track hittin’Roast on a beat, yeah the jokes stay winnin’All fun, no hate, just comedy flameIf you mad at a joke, you losin’ the game! Verse 1 (12 bars) Yo momma so fat, took a pic last ChristmasPrinter still printin’, said, “I ain’t finished”Paper jammed up, ink said “nah”Memory full just tryin’ to load that shot Yo momma so fat when she fell one dayNobody laughed — but the ground said “AY!”Concrete cracked, Earth started clappin’Seismologist said, “Yo… what just happened?” Yo momma so fat and old — true storyWhen God said “Light,” blocked the glorySaid, “Ma’am please move, you in the way”Sun clocked out early — called it a day Hook (8 bars) Yo momma, yo momma — jokes on repeatHeavy on the laughs, light on the beatScale tapped out, said “I’m not trained”Battery died from the mental strain! Verse 2 (12 bars) Yo momma so ugly, entered a contestThey said, “No professionals — that’s the process”Judges quit early, trophies hidMirror filed charges — said “I’m done with this” Yo momma so stupid, quarters in her earsSaid she listenin’ to 50 Cent real clearYo momma so dumb, battery in her pantsYellin’ “I GOT THE POWER!” — missed the whole plan Yo momma so stupid, this one’s a classicClimbed a glass wall — just to look past itStill don’t know why, still got scarsBrain said “stop,” feet said “nah” Final Hook (Big, energetic — 8 bars) Yo momma, yo momma — laugh attackComedy rap, bring the punchlines backOld-school jokes with a brand-new soundIf you ain’t laughin’ now, check your surround! Yo momma, yo momma — crowd go wildRoasts so dumb you gotta smileTrack ends quick, no fade, no stallMic drop joke — that’s all, y’all! End (Quick tag) Haha—All jokes.No moms were harmed… probably. In case you're wondering how I produced this singing video, I used AI, more specifically, TalkingPhotos. If youn want to know the whole process, drop me a comment.

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Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes

Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Yes! Today's Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes is only possible because of vidIQ, which is like having my own personal assistant. If you have any questions about vidIQ, just leave it in the comments section below. The first blonde joke is The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever, and clicking on that link will take you to that joke on YouTube. The Funniest Blonde Counting Story Ever - Blonde Joke #1 A blonde girl bursts through the door after school."MOMMY MOMMY! Today we counted and everyone else could only get to 4 but I made it to 10! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Her mom smiles. "Very good sweetie.""Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""Yes, dear, it's because you're blonde."Next day, same thing."MOMMY MOMMY! We did the alphabet and everyone stopped at D but I made it to G! A, B, C, D, E, F, G!""Very good honey.""Is it because I'm blonde?""Yes, because you're blonde."Third day."MOMMY MOMMY! In gym class today when we showered all the other girls were flat but I have THESE!"She lifts her shirt revealing a pair of 36Cs. Her mom goes red."Ah yes… very good dear."The girl beams. "Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""No sweetheart… it's because you're 24." Now for blonde joke #2, She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious. She Found a Magic Lamp But Her Wishes Are Hilarious - Two Funniest AI-Revamped Blonde Jokes Image created with Artistly A beautiful blonde woman finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. She rubs it, and a genie emerges in a puff of smoke. The genie tells her she'll be granted three wishes. The woman thinks for a moment and says, 'First, give me a bottomless glass of champagne.' A crystal glass of bubbly appears in her hand. She takes a sip, then another, and the glass magically refills. She's absolutely delighted and continues to drink. The glass never empties. Then the genie says, 'And what about your other two wishes?' The woman thinks for a moment and says with a smile, 'Give me two more just like this one! Which one was your favourite joke? Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day

Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day Today's Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day is brought to you thanks to vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. The first joke isn't live yet, but you can watch it before anyone else by clicking the following link: She Stood Up to the Ventriloquist and What Happened Next Is Hilarious. She Stood Up to the Ventriloquist and What Happened Next Is Hilarious Image created with Artistly A ventriloquist is performing at a packed club, dummy on his knee, firing off his usual routine, including some cheeky blonde jokes. The crowd is laughing until suddenly, a blonde woman in the middle of the audience jumps to her feet."I've had ENOUGH of your stupid blonde jokes!" she shouts at the stage."What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does hair colour have to do with someone's worth as a human being?"The room goes dead silent."It's men like YOU who keep women like ME from being respected at work and in the community. You perpetuate discrimination against blondes and women in general, all in the name of humour!"The ventriloquist's face goes bright red. He starts stammering an apology when the blonde cuts him off:"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"The crowd absolutely ERUPTS! Our next joke takes place in a bar, and it's called: Best Bar Jokes That Will Make You Laugh, and of course, clicking on the link will take you there. Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day #2 Image created with Artistly Michael, a handsome bloke, strolled into a sports bar at 9:58 pm. He grabbed a seat next to a stunning blonde and fixed his eyes on the telly as the 10 o'clock news kicked off.The news crew was covering a bloke standing on a ledge of a massive building, about to jump. Michael turned to the blonde and said, "Reckon he'll jump."The blonde shot back, "Nah, I reckon he won't."Michael slapped 30 dollars on the bar. "You're on, love."The blonde matched his bet. Seconds later, the bloke on the ledge did a perfect swan dive, plummeting to his death.The blonde's face dropped. She handed over her 30 dollars. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."Michael pushed it back. "I can't take it. I saw this on the 5 o'clock news. I knew he'd jump."The blonde paused, then replied, "Yeah, I saw it too. But I didn't think he'd do it AGAIN."Michael took the money. Our final joke for the day is Kids Ask The Funniest Questions Ever. Kids Ask The Funniest Questions Ever Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day #3 Image created with Artistly A mum was driving her little ankle-biter to her mate's place for a playdate."Mum?" the little girl piped up. "How old are ya?""Sweetheart, you don't ask a sheila her age," the mum replied. "It's not on.""Right-o," the little girl said. "How much do ya weigh then?""Bloody hell!" the mother said. "Those are personal questions and none of your beeswax."Not giving…

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