Aussie Love Poem Funny As

For today’s Friday Funnies, I’ve decided to post an Aussie love poem. You could say my YouTube playlist Poems You Will Love was a source of inspiration for today’s post. I like writing poems, and I will be adding more to that playlist. I’ve also started another poem playlist called Religious Poems which at the moment only has one poem, A Child Of God.

Without further ado, I present to you today’s Aussie Love poem.

Funny Aussie Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word

aussie love poem

So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin’ there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin’ ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna’s grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the rugby’s on
And fetch another beer

I enjoyed that poem and hoped that you did as well. Perhaps enough to share it with your friends?

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