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Why post a funny getting old joke? For those who don’t know me I’m a 67 year old Aussie and amongst other things I love to make people laugh. I’m getting old and at times it can be a little scary which is why I love it when I come across any funny getting old jokes.

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For those of you who would rather watch me telling this joke you can do so here.

For everyone else here is a look at a funny getting old joke.

Three elderly gentlemen were discussing how getting old as affecting them.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”

“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “80 is the worst age of all!”

“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.

“No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

“Do you have trouble crapping?” asked the 70-year-old.

“No, I crap every morning at 6:30.”

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7:00!”