Workplace Humor Friday Funnies #63

Workplace Humor?

I’m sure that a lot of you guys have some workplace humor to share and perhaps you would like to do so via the comment section,  but don’t forget to like my Facebook page first as this is a prerequisite to getting your comment approved in Friday Funnies posts. You only need to do this once and then, providing you adhere to the comment policy, you can comment on all Friday Funnies posts.  :drunk_tb:

Anyway, this next joke has probably been around for awhile but I’ve only just seen it and so I figured that the same may be true for a lot of my readers.

CEO Stuff Up Workplace Humor

If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”

The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”

Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”

From across the room a voice said, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.

Yeah, I’m sure we can all relate to this, I know I can.

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Sexy Sal Hysterical Blonde Joke

And now for the every popular Sexy Sal and one of her favourite blonde jokes.

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Finally, for your Friday Funnies enjoyment I present to you this weeks funniest video. I’m sure you’ve all made jokes of ways to use the mobile phones vibrating technology for your pleasure? Well I present to you….

Mrs Browns Orgasmic Phone Call

Looking for more laughs……..

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  1. Funny jokes!

    p.s. you have only 37 FB subscribers?? Why is that so?

    1. Two reasons I reckon William. The first is I don’t have many followers because I’m not all that big on Facebook. The second is it’s relatively new.

      Anyway, I have 38 now. Thanks for the Like :thumbup_tb:
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  2. Is the color of the new CEO’s hair blonde too by any chance, Sire? That pizza guy would be telling his friends about it, and before long, the plant would be swamped with delivery guys. :)

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