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Anyway, this next joke has probably been around for awhile but I’ve only just seen it and so I figured that the same may be true for a lot of my readers.
CEO Stuff Up Workplace Humor
If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, “How much money do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, “I make $400 a week. Why?”
The CEO said, “Wait right here.” He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, “Here’s four weeks’ pay. Now GET OUT and don’t come back.”
Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?”
From across the room a voice said, “Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.
Yeah, I’m sure we can all relate to this, I know I can.
Finally, for your Friday Funnies enjoyment I present to you this weeks funniest video. I’m sure you’ve all made jokes of ways to use the mobile phones vibrating technology for your pleasure? Well I present to you….
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