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A Woman’s Revenge Friday Funnies #149

I found this next story about a woman’s revenge quite amusing. It’s not just any woman either, it was the mother of a bride. I’m sure if you’re of the female persuasion you will appreciate this story.

A Woman’s Revenge At The Wedding

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, And I’m wearing it, she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ”Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”

 A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ”Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”

 Her mother just smiled and replied, ”Of course I do, dear… I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.”

Yep, a woman’s revenge alright! Man, women can be just bitches  :devil_tb:

While we’re talking about women, I found this little piece where a woman is compared to a phone.

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Or how about the one where they compare women to angels.

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings….We simply continue to fly …. on a broomstick…..We are flexible like that.

Somehow I don’t think it was a woman who came up with that one  :tongue_laugh_ee:

And, have you ever wondered about all those cravings that pregnant women get?

A woman's revenge

That’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies. Have a great weekend.

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This Post Has 14 Comments

  1. Twitter:

    I Truly agree with you, when you said that “women are like phone”

    They will always wanna put you in a tight corner.

    LOL :)

  2. Twitter:
    Good things a lady was here to read this. The joke is quite funny..the young wife will be wearing a dress that had been worn by the bride’s mother the previous night. How odd that will be, but I don’t think people will notice that much

  3. Twitter:
    I remember back in school, we had a lesson that has a specfic line about women that I just cant forget. It was basically a verse by some eatern poet who said that “There is color in the universe because of the existence of the women”.

    Everytime I read something specific about women, that phrase comes into my mind and I wonder how beautiful the female gender is. In its very nature, so subtle, dedicated, sensitive and so loving.

    Anyways, that just came into my mind after reading about the woman’s revenge. Loved the story!
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  4. Twitter:
    Oh yeah, the message WILL be delivered with the dress and imagine the confusion and turmoil afterwards. Oh what a scene.
    Thanks for sharing Peter. Good stuff as always.

  5. The mother of the bride is wise! LOL!
    It’s been a month since I’m reading your blog, I really laugh in every blog you post. Keep it up.

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