Wife Jokes

This is my first wife jokes posts, and the reason for posting is to help promote my latest Laughaholics video, which is all about funny wife humour. Please, if you haven’t already seen it please take the time to watch my video as I’m sure you will get a kick out of it. While there, why not subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Wife Jokes Man Meets Wife In Heaven

Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be interviewed by St Peter before going through to Heaven. St Peter tells them “Your way across the bridge to Heaven all depends on the length of time and your faithfulness, to your last partner”.

The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and I cheated on her 3 times.” St Peter gives him an old model pick up.

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Tthe second guy says “I’ve been married for 11 years and only cheated once.” The man is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says “I’ve been married for 20 years, and I have never cheated on my wife because I loved her with all my heart.” St Peter is so impressed he gives him a gold edition Lamborghini with which the man sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says ” I know we are dead, but it could be much worse”.

The guy looks up and says “How! I just passed my wife on a skateboard”

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Three Wives Of Deceased Construction Workers

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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