Todays Friday Funnies #314 is about some really funny virgin jokes. The first of my virgin jokes is about a bloke called Rocco who wants to know a test for virginity.

Virgin Jokes: A Virgin On Her Wedding Night

Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her, “Don’t worry, Maria, Tony’s a good man… Go upstairs and he’ll take care of you. Meanwhile, I’ll be making pasta.”

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, “Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a big hairy chest.”

“Don’t worry, Maria,” says the mother, ‘all good men have hairy chests! Go upstairs. He’ll take good care of you.”

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his trousers exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother.

“Mama, Mama, Tony took off his trousers and he’s got hairy legs!”

“Don’t worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony’s a good man, go upstairs and he’ll take good care of you.”

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot, he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. “Mama, Mama, Tony’s only got a foot and a half!”

Her Mama said, “Stay here Maria and stir the pasta. Mama will see to this Tony of yours!”

Yeah, good one Mama,  :tongue_laugh_ee:

For my next virgin jokes, I put something together with the Creator7!

Virgin Jokes: The Virginity Test

The Virginity Test Virgin Jokes

OK, if that’s not enough laughs for you, how about my really funny adults only joke. If that’s not enough you should check out the rest of my Friday Funnies jokes.

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