This week’s Friday Funnies is about vacation jokes. You may not know this, but the hardest thing about writing the Friday Funnies is to come up with the right keywords for my SEO! Take vacation jokes for example. While this joke is all about a vacation joke, the keywords ‘vacation jokes’ does not appear in the joke at all. Which is why I padding this paragraph with the vacation jokes keywords.
Trip To Italy Vacation Jokes
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the
hairdresser, who responded:
“Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty! You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”
“We’re taking Continental,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!”
“Continental?” exclaimed the hairdresser.” That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?”
“We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome ‘s Tiber River called Teste.”
“Don’t go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it’s really a dump.”
“We’re going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope..”
“That’s rich,” laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it.”
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.
“It was wonderful,” explained the woman, “not only were we on time in one of Continental’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were terrific, and I had a handsome 28-year-old flight attendant who waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They’d just finished a $5 million remodelling job, and now it’s a jewel, the most elegant hotel in the city. They,
too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner’s suite at no extra charge!”
“Well,” muttered the hairdresser, “that’s all well and good, but I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.”
“Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down, and he spoke a few words to me.”
“Oh, really! What’d he say ?”
He said: “what the fuck happened to your hair?”
Vacation Jokes At The Dentist
Naturally, for SEO reasons of course , I couldn’t end this post without the usual image from The Creator.
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