Two Funniest Blonde Jokes Created By AI That Will Have You In Stitches
My Two Funniest Blonde Jokes in the Funniest Joke Created By AI series were both enhanced by vidIQ. And, it goes without saying that the images created by Artistly my AI artist make my videos more watchable, meaning there are less people leaving early.
Keep in mind that both jokes will be published within the next few days so you will be getting a sneak peak. Please like them if you enjoy the jokes.
The Blonde Waitress Confused By Trucker’s Order Loses It
I’ve found that blonde jokes are always popular. The problem is getting them noticed and that is what I use vidIQ, apart from revamping my jokes that is 😎. So, here is the first of the blonde jokes, The Blonde Waitress Confused By Trucker’s Order Loses It.
This blonde waitress thought she was being clever…
A big trucker walks into a truck stop diner and sits down. He looks at the waitress and says, “Darlin’, I’ll take three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and some running boards.”
The new blonde waitress panics. She rushes to the kitchen and tells the cook, “There’s some crazy guy out there who thinks we’re an auto parts store! He wants flat tires and headlights!”
The cook laughs, “Sweetheart, three flat tires means three pancakes, headlights are two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are crisp bacon strips.”
“Ohhh!” she says, finally getting it.
But then she grabs a big bowl of baked beans and plops it right in front of the trucker.
The trucker looks confused, “What’s with the beans, Blondie?”
She grins and says, “Well, I figured while you’re waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards… you might as well GAS UP!”
The Most Embarrassing Restaurant Stories
Technically the next joke isn’t a blonde joke, although there is a blonde in it. Like the previous joke, The Most Embarrassing Restaurant Stories involves a waitress.
A bloke walks into this upscale restaurant, sits down, and immediately notices all the waitresses are absolutely stunning…”
This drop-dead gorgeous waitress approaches his table with a smile. ‘What can I get for you today, sir?’ she asks sweetly.”
He glances at the menu, looks back at her, and confidently says ‘I’ll have a quickie, please.'”
Her face goes RED! She spins around and storms off in absolute disgust!”
After cooling down, she returns, trying to stay professional. ‘Sir, what would you like to order?’ Same response: ‘A quickie, thanks.'”
SMACK! She slaps him so hard it echoes through the entire restaurant and marches away fuming!”\
The gentleman at the next table leans over and whispers… ‘Mate, I think it’s pronounced QUICHE’
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