Blondes come in many shape and forms. Probably the most famous blonde genie would have to be Barbara Eden in the I dream of Genie Series, speaking of which you can actually buy the I Dream of Jeannie: The Complete Series.
If you remember that series you would know that she was a typical blonde. That brings to todays Friday Funnies about two blonde genies.
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the two blonde genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows, he’s in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then, there’s a knock at the door. . . He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he’s dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it’s the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one,” I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.”
I don’t know about you but I wasn’t prepared for that punchline at all.
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