I reckon it’s been quite some time since I had train joke. I’m sure there have been a couple of train jokes in the past but the train joke that comes to mind is about Thomas The tank Engine.
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very
tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied, ‘Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married’.
‘Wow! That’s a great idea!’ he exclaimed.
‘Good,’ she replied, ‘Get your own f…ing blanket!’
After a moment of silence, he farted.
This other train joke is pretty good too. It takes place in the old days when a woman’s skirt/dress was a lot longer than what it is today.
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a young blonde. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns little on the erotic side.
Then, the young blonde proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.” The men, charmed by this young blonde, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.
Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,”. Men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.
As the erotic conversation continues, the men a little excited have all taken off their coats. Then the young blonde says, “Do you know, for a $100, I’ll show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.”
All three eagerly fumble into their wallets for the money. The blonde then turns to the window and points at a building they’re passing. “You see, just over there in the distance. That’s the very hospital where I had it done!”
And they say blondes are dumb.
I’ve just started a new jokes category on one of my other blogs called Heaps Of Jokes. If you’re looking for a good laugh you should really head on over and have a look at it.