Top Three Jokes Ever Created By AI
Today’s post is all about the top three jokes ever created by AI. And when I say AI, of course, I mean vidIQ. Since acquiring vidIQ it’s helped me create updated jokes that are so much funnier than the original, as well and optimise those jokes on my Laughaholics channel.
The Doctor Who Scared His Patient Into Giving Up Drugs
This joke was good to begin with but check out the vidIQ version.
Doctors Dean and Gable sat down with their patient who had severe lung disease. They explained how his daily weed smoking was destroying his lungs.
“But it’s just herbal mate!” the bloke protested. “How can natural stuff be bad for ya?”
Dr. Dean leaned forward. “Listen carefully. Nature isn’t your friend. Apricot stones? Loaded with cyanide. And I’ve got a plant in my backyard – if you sit under it for just 5 minutes, you’re dead. Gone. Natural doesn’t mean safe.”
The patient went pale, nodded frantically, and promised to quit immediately.
After he left, the doctors headed to lunch. Dr. Gable was curious, “Mate, what IS that killer plant in your garden anyway?”
Dr. Dean grinned. “A water lily.”
Check out my joke on YouTube; The Shocking & Hilarious Acts of Doctors
Barman’s WiFi Password Prank Will Leave You SPEECHLESS
I love this joke and I’m sure you will too.
Right, so this bloke Burt rocks up to the pub with his phone out, desperate for some WiFi action. He sidles up to the barman and goes, ‘Mate, what’s the WiFi password?’
The barman gives him the stink eye and says, ‘You gotta buy a drink first, buddy.’
Burt’s like, ‘Fair dinkum! I’ll have a Coke then.’
Barman goes, ‘Pepsi alright?’
‘Yeah, no worries. How much?’
‘Three bucks.’
Burt slaps down the cash with a grin, ‘Beauty! Now what’s that WiFi password?’
The barman deadpans: ‘youneedtobuyadrinkfirst – no spaces, all lowercase.'”
My wi-fi password joke had over 400 views and is only three days old.
The Grandmother That Gets Shocking News From Her Doctor Top Three Jokes Ever
I’ve left the best for last. The 80-Year-Old Gets Shocking News From Young Doctor was only published yesterday and in that short time I have four new subscribers and over 800 views.
This 80-year-old grandma walked into the ER with hiccups… what the young doctor told her next had her running and screaming down the corridor!
An 80-year-old woman rocks up to the emergency room with a shocking case of the hiccups. She gets assigned to this young doctor—fresh out of med school, still has that new doctor smell.
After barely THREE MINUTES in the examination room, the doctor comes out and drops the bombshell: “Congratulations, you’re pregnant!”
The woman absolutely LOSES IT. She bursts out of the room and goes tearing down the corridor screaming her head off like she’s seen a ghost!
An older, experienced doctor hears the commotion, stops her in the hallway and asks what’s wrong. After she tells him the whole story, he calms her down and sits her in another room.
Then this older doctor marches straight down to confront the young bloke. He storms into the room demanding answers:
“What is WRONG with you?! This woman is 80 years old! She has two fully grown children and several grandchildren! And you told her she was PREGNANT?!”
The young doctor doesn’t even look up from his clipboard. Just keeps writing his notes and calmly asks:
“Does she still have the hiccups?”
Other Topics To Keep You Entertained
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