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There Is No Way In Hell That A Man Can Please A Woman

Ages ago I remember reading a post by Darren Rowse  about how resurrecting old posts could be a good thing. It took me awhile to find it, as it was buried in the archives, but I finally managed to dig it out. It was called The Why And How Of Repeating Content On Your Blog, and he wrote it in response to a question from one of his readers. It’s a pretty good read and I suggest you go on over and take a look at it.

One of the methods that Darren uses is to revisit an old post, update the information and then change the date so that it appears as a new post. This is all well and good but I much prefer to find a post from one of my other blogs and then migrate it another blog of my choice, one of the many benefits of having multiple blogs. In this way I can see what sort of effect it would have on a completely different audience.

The following is a post I did on my What A Load Of Bullshit Blog, and naturally enough I called it, It’s Bullshit The Way Women Treat Men. I must say that it did create a bit of a stir and I am waiting with bated breath to see the reaction it will have with a new target audience. So, without further ado I present to my WassupBlog Audience the reposted version, ‘There Is No Way In Hell That A Man Can Please A Woman‘.

Let’s face it guys, us poor blokes have definitely got to be the underdogs when it comes to the way we are treated by the so called ‘weaker sex’! Sorry girls, but I don’t care what you say, its damn hard being a man. Shit, what chance have we got when women have it all over us?

Men all through the the ages have been seen as being the protectors of women, yet ever since the burning of the bras we have to be extremely careful of what we do or even say. If we put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, we’re considered a male chauvinist pig. If we stay at home and do the housework, we’re a bloody pansy. If we work too hard trying to give them the lifestyle they have come to expect then we are selfish and uncaring because we don’t have any time for her and the kids. Hell I would rather spend time with them but then I would get my arse kicked because I am not providing for their every need.




If, on the other hand, we don’t work hard enough, we’re a good for nothing layabout. If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, we should get off our asses and find something better. If a man gets a promotion ahead of her, then that is favoritism, but if she gets promotion ahead of a man, that is equal opportunity.

Tthe workplace is a minefield ready to explode in regards to the way we handle ourselves around women. If we mention how nice she looks, that is sexual harassment, if we keep quiet, that is typical male indifference. Shit it doesn’t get any better when we get home either, as we still have to take care of what we say or do. If we cry, we’re a sheila, if we don’t, we’re an insensitive bastard. If a man thumps her, that’s wife bashing. If she thumps him, that’s self defense. If he makes a decision without consulting her, he’s a chauvinist, if she makes a decision without regard for his feelings, then she’s a liberated woman. If he asks her to do something she doesn’t enjoy that is domination, if she asks him, its a favour.

If we appreciate the female form and sexy underwear, we’re sexual perverts, if we don’t notice, we’re poofters. If we like a woman to keep in shape and shave her legs, that is sexist, if we don’t care that is unromantic. If we try to keep ourselves in shape, that is vanity, if we don’t we’re slobs. If we buy flowers, we’re after something, if we don’t we’re forgetful. If we are proud of our achievements, we’re up ourselves, if we aren’t we’re not ambitious. If we ask for a cuddle we never think of anything else but sex. If we’re totally whacked after a bad day at the office, then we never give a stuff about other people’s needs.

If she has a headache, its because she is tired. If he has a headache, its because he doesn’t love her anymore. If we want it too often, we’re oversexed, if we can’t perform on cue there must be someone else. If we tell the truth, “Honey does this dress make my ass look big?”, we’re bastards, if we don’t then we will get it in the end after the party and some so called girl friend commented on her poor choice of clothes.

I tell you gals, its bloody hard being a man.

That was it, and it apparently offended some of the gals out there who couldn’t see it for what it truly was, a poor bloke’s attempt at satire. :innocent1_tb:

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  1. Sure you can Peter, when they want you to win mate.

  2. Damn brilliantly written post getting me all worked up and confrontational! I now have a massive scratch on my right cheek from eye to jaw!!!

    May be it was not a good idea to make my view point known in a class of 24 girls and 2 boys…

    On a side note I send you your paypal gift ;)

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    1. Hey Donace, what a compliment mate. I reckon that is high praise that a post can get someone all worked up as long as it’s in a good way.

      Say, how did it go when you made the viewpoint known, or did you chicken out. :lol_ee:

      1. How’d it go you ask?!

        “I now have a massive scratch on my right cheek from eye to jaw!!!”

        Also I have had to do all my prep work MYSELF for the past week…not fun…! lol

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  3. Women are brutal on men. Many feel that they have been “man-handled” poorly in the past, and that is an excuse to treat all men thereafter like crap. Many are manipulative, sometimes obviously, while other times, just enough to get her way but not to be noticed. Many think that in these times of female liberation, they have to act out the part instead of being nice, supportive, and womanly in a good way.

    I personally think that if men cry, that’s a good thing. I spent many, many years not crying in front of others because I thought it was a sign of weakness, but now that I do, I am more emotionally healthy.

    If you say something looks good on your gal, and she is later informed by a girl-friend it doesn’t, tell her that you think she’s beautiful in everything in your eyes (two points for being sweet).

    And if a girl is kicking your ass, you have the right to fight back. Not that a girl would kick your ass, but I’m just saying. Just try to have video evidence in case she turns it around and says you threw the first punch.

    ~ Kristi

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    1. A girl kicking my ass, now there is a thought. Seriously Kristi, although this is one of my ‘fun’ posts, it goes without saying that there are many women who abuse their men, emotionally if not physically, yet it is also true that many men do the same to women.

      Personally I have never, and would never hit a woman. Heck if a woman were to hit me I reckon I’d be too stunned to do anything about it.

      In regards to my opinion on how something looks on my gal as compared to her girlfriends opinion, I reckon my opinion should rank higher as everyone knows that women can be jealous bitches. :devil_tb:

      1. Yeah? Well line up buddy :laugh_tb:


  4. Twitter:
    Man, you’re just trying to get the rest of us killed in our sleep, aren’t you? I’m not admitting that I even read this; I’m writing here to, uhhh, tell Sire how bad a man he is for stirring up trouble. Yeah, that’s what I’m doing; bad Sire! lol :innocent1_tb:

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    1. Yep, I’m such a bad, bad boy :devil_tb:

  5. I’ve recycled a couple of posts. But I think its better practice to write something new and link into your archives. It seems weird when a post that was written in 2009 has comments from 2007.

    1. That’s true James which is why I recycled this post from another blog. I’ve also added another couple of paragraphs as an introduction just to fool the search engines into believing that it is something new. :nono_tb:

  6. As a Kiwi Bloke, I have to agree, us blokes get a raw deal….
    Cheers
    Greg R

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    1. I reckon it doesn’t matter where you come from Greg, you have to watch out for the sheilas mate

  7. Hey Sire,
    Gee I’ve never recycled my posts like this…hmmm interesting thought. Wonder what your wife will have to say about this if she sees it, but then again you won’t live to tell it. If what Mitch says is true, you’d be killed in your sleep LOL.

    Peter Lee

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    1. Well I don;t know about the wife Peter, but I entered this in DesignBump, the one you mentioned in the post, and instead of voting it up some bloke voted it down. obviously people on that site lack a sense of humor and don’t recognize satire when they see it.

  8. Hey Sire,
    What happened to my gravatar…got to be something I didn’t say right there LOL.

    Peter Lee

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  9. hmmmm… am I alone here or what hahah

    I will say in my first marriage where I was married to the wrong woman, i may have agreed with you… but man.. I love my girl and I love taking care of her and we fit together like 2 peas in a pod! haha

    I think she deserves my attn and respect and I’ll bend over backwards to please her.. and it’s because i’m in love with her and i want to do those things!

    ok, enough mush haha

    1. Good on you Jake, that is the way it should be. I hope this post hasn’t given you the impression that I don’t like women, because I love women. It was really meant to be a satirical post where I blew things out of proportion for entertainment sake. The fact is that while there are women than behave in such a fashion there are also many women who don’t, just as there are many men who are complete dolts.

      1. hahah.. no I’ve ready your blog a few times before i ever commented and could tell where you were coming from.. i actually enjoyed it and enjoy the humor here at your blog!

        And I couldn’t agree more with what you said haha!

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        1. Thanks Jake, that makes me feel a whole lot better.

  10. Well everyone likes excuses. If a woman wants to tell themselves that “I wasn’t promoted because I’m a woman not because I’m not qualified” let them but the truth is that most employers don’t favour men anymore because they’re affraid of the lawsuit.

    1. Gee, I don’t know it that is entirely true. I think it all depends on the job, what’s involved and who the employer thinks is more qualified for the job.

  11. You should have seen the look on my new Manager’s face – way back when when I had a J.O.B. (Just Over Broke) – when a co-worker put his arm around my shoulder and said “look who’s going to help on this install”?

    His face turned so white I knew he must have just got back from sensitivity training. I laughed and told him we were old friends. It took him a long time to recover, poor bloke!

    There is a HUGE difference between sexual harassment and what some THINK it is. Some men are annoying but harmless. Make a joke out of their advances and they’ll back off to save face. The others need to be dealt with more severely.

    That Manager should have gone out to the railroads or the trucking companies with me. That would have given him a heart attack. I took my dispatcher to a plant one day to tour accounts. While I was working she said, “do they always do that?” and I asked “does WHO always do WHAT?”.

    I turned around and saw four men’s faces crowded into the square of glass in the middle of the door staring at us. Yes, they always did that. I ignored them and suggested she move where they couldn’t see her.

    The also wolf-whistled and made crude comments and she got offended. I told her that the whistles had to be compliments and they didn’t know any better.

    The truck company employees would take turns telling off-color jokes and using profanity hoping to get a rise out of me. It took a lot more than that – even back in my 20s.

    It isn’t men or women that have the best deal – it is that most people are self-centered and don’t know how to treat each other. If you can find someone who will always put your collective needs before self you’ll easily see the difference.

    Wife? You’ve got a wife? I am SOOO disappointed! If anyone knows any men like that send one my way.

    P.S. ‘There Is No Way In Hell That A Man Can Please A Woman‘ – TRUE because no one is responsible for pleasing someone else. You can’t make them happy either. That is up to them.

    P.P.S. While men should NOT tolerate being abused by a woman far too many are all too willing to resort to intimidation followed by violence if that doesn’t work. That is unnecessary and makes the world a dangerous place.

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    1. Hey IS. It’s been awhile. How do you like the new theme, I did it just for you seeing as how you had trouble with the other color them :wink_ee:

      It isn’t men or women that have the best deal – it is that most people are self-centered and don’t know how to treat each other. If you can find someone who will always put your collective needs before self you’ll easily see the difference.

      That is so true, and yes I am married and I thought you were as well?

  12. I’ve been focusing on blogging. I have to rotate what I do – not enough of me to go around.

    I DO like the new Theme and it is easy on the eyes. Has anyone else commented? I suspect white text on black is more difficult for others. And why don’t plug-n-play computers configure correctly for monitors anyway?

    One of these days I’ll have to figure out how to get the right drivers into Ubuntu. I hate to lose productivity messing with that stuff.

    I haven’t been married since the mid-80s. Learned my lesson the hard way. Maybe some day; maybe not.

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    1. Yep, they have commented and most approve. Not married huh? Reckon I will have to keep you in mind when the wife decides she has had enough of me.

      1. LOL – I hope she doesn’t read your blog! If she does you might be sleeping on the couch.

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        1. Hey, it’s not like I’m dumping her, she has to dump me. I’m committed to the relationship so I won’t stray.

          Won’t be sleeping on the couch as she doesn’t read my blogs,

  13. I am almost convince that women are superior than men. Women has the final say if you want to win their heart, they can make you crazy and hopelessly in love to them. But still, there’s only one thing that I think a Man can please a Woman and that is when they are in bed.

    1. Gee I don’t know Charlie, some men can be sorely lacking in that department, and I reckon there are tons of women that would disagree with you. ;)

  14. While it might be an attempt at satire, I can say that you nailed it perfectly. As a bartender for numerous years, I can say that their is an enormous double standard.

    At least my 13 year old son has learned this young in life. As he said it best, it’s a roller coaster ride.

    1. Thanks Matt, I do try :wink:

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