If anyone was to ask me what the purpose of this blog was I would tell them it was to entertain and instruct it’s readers. I write not only to show others how to make money on the Net by posting all the different sites I’ve tried, telling them the honest truth about my experience, I also like to share my blogging tips and SEO findings.
Trouble is I’m the sort of person that needs a bit of variety in my life, it can’t be all work and no play and so I like to run this blog the same way. That’s where the entertainment comes in. It could be a short story, something that I thought was funny and so posted it in the Funny Post category or something that I posted just for the fun of it.
All in all I’m trying for a package that will please a large majority of people, and while I hope they appreciate what I do it also helps to keep my blogging interest up.
Today I would love to share a couple of jokes with you. The first one is about life savers.
A teacher decided that she would treat her class by incorporating Life Savers in her lesson. She showed the kids the different colors and they began to identify the flavours by their color:
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re arse-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
It constantly amazes me what our kids pick up at school, but imagine how the mother must have felt when her daughter came home from school with this little story.
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!’
Before the mother could raise a concern,
Sally went on to say, ‘It reminded me of a peanut.’
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mum asked, ‘Really small, was it?’
Sally replied, ?No… Salty.?
OK, last but definitely not least, you may recall the post Necessity The Mother Of Invention And How It Relates To Blogs where I pasted a video clip of an ingenious invention, a fridge that would fetch you a beer? Well that’s nothing compared to this crazy inventor that entered a robotic mini-fridge in a Robo Bash contest.
The truth is I love jokes which is why I have a section just for jokes called Comedy Corner in my blogging forum.
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