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OK, now that we have that out of the way let’s get on with this week’s Friday Funnies. You’re going to love this one
Golden Syrup And Customer Service
In my last post I emphasised how important customer service was to having a successful business so I thought it only natural that Friday’s Funnies should include a modicum of what customer service is all about.
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party.
He doesn’t know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Please find enclosed a Pirate’s outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint..
A week passes and he receives another parcel and note
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk’s habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.
Of course we all realize that as funny as that was it’s simply not the way one should treat their customer.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
This is the question that has plagued people for eons and although the common answer is to get to the other side Gordon Ramsay has always known the right answer.
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