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The Lone Ranger Part of Friday Funnies #91

Once upon a time, long, long ago, I told a joke on this very blog, about the Lone Ranger. It was way before Friday Funnies and was so long ago that I thought it was about time that I tell another joke about this famous hero of the Old West.

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.The Indian Chief proclaims,

The Lone Ranger

“So, you are the great Lone Ranger”…In honour of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days. Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?’

The Lone Ranger responds,”I’d like to speak to my horse.”

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.Lone ranger brunette

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed. “You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your SECOND request?”

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse’s ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. “You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?” Read the rest of this entry

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How To Discipline Your Kids Friday Funnies #78

Hey guys, welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies. Before telling you a new way of how to discipline your kids I want to get something straight. As my regulars know special commenting rules apply when commenting on these posts. I’ve added an extra step to my regular Comment Policy. To get your comment approved for this post you need to go to this weeks funniest video on YouTube by clicking on this  LINK, leaving a comment there and LIKE the video. Once you’ve completed those steps you can leave a comment.

In last weeks post I left these instructions at the end of the post and was forced to delete a whole lot of comments. Just goes to show how many people don’t read the whole post. That’s why I posted the instructions at the beginning of the post. If anyone comments this time without following the instructions I will just send them to Spam Hell!  :devil_tb:

How To Discipline Your Kids

This next one is all to do with a brand new method of how to discipline your kids.

This guy came up with this method because he was told how it was most improper to spank children. After much thought and trialling all these other methods to control his kids when they’re have one of ‘those moments’ he came upon one that actually worked. I’ll let him tell you about it.

“One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it’s the vibration from the car, others say it’s the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, iPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.

I’ve included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.”  Read the rest of this entry

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My Candy Crush Saga Walkthrough

I have to admit I don’t go on Facebook all that often and I regret it every time I do. The reason has nothing to do with some of the crap that’s posted on there either. My apologies to all of you who do actually post interesting stuff. Nope, it all has to do with this stupid game called Candy Crush Saga. It is so bloody addictive and I’ve been stuck on level 147 of the Candy Crush Saga for weeks now. It’s not that I spend so much time on there playing Candy Crush Saga either. Nope, the game itself is an interesting diversion. The problem is trying to get through level 147.

 Candy Crush Saga Cheat

So, I figured, maybe I could find a cheat online that would help me to get through the Read the rest of this entry

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