Siamese Twin Jokes Friday Funnies #335

These Siamese Twin jokes is a first for my Friday Funnies. What inspired me to include Siamese Twin jokes is what motivates the majority of my Friday Funnies, the emails I receive from my mates. Without further ado, I give you the first of my Siamese twin jokes. Siamese Twin Jokes #1 Siamese twins walk into a pub in Sydney and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, and on the left here is Jim. We'll have two VB's, thanks." The bartender,  feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday recently, lads?" "Off to the States next month," says John. "We go to the States every year, hire a nice car and drive  for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, The States!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ...... the people, climate, the beer,  the culture .. .. ..." "Nah, we don't like that American crap," says John. "Aussie meat pies, chips, and VB, that's us, hey, Jim? Jim agrees. And we can't stand the Yanks, not civil and polite like us Aussies." "So why keep going to the States?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance  Jim gets to drive. Blonde Siamese Twin Jokes A stud met two gorgeous blondes sitting side by side at a bar. They turned out to be Siamese twins joined at the hip, and they eagerly went to his apartment. After screwing the…

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