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More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #258

I always look forward to Friday Funnies because I always get a laugh out of it and I hope that my readers do as well. A couple of Friday Funnies ago I wrote about a blonde that wasn’t so dumb. That post was pretty popular. We all know the smart blonde jokes wasn’t going to last though, didn’t we? :tongue_laugh_ee: What I mean by that is, its time for even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes The Heart Attack

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

‘What’s up?’ she asks.

‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ – cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, “Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and she has no clothes on”

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband. She rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. ‘You rotten Bitch’, she screams. ‘My husband’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!’ :lol_tb:

Pretty bloody good huh?

Although the following video has nothing to do with more blonde jokes I’m sure you’re going to love it.


Yeah, that janitor was an absolute genius.

Ok, now we’re going to have a look at a redhead joke.

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed. She then pushed her ankle and screamed. Every time she touched a body part it made her scream.

The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?

‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’

‘I thought so,’ the doctor said. ‘Your finger is broken.’

OK, I lied, it was a blonde joke. :smoke_tb:

To finish off, a word from everyone’s favourite, Sexy Sal’s blonde Jokes!

More blonde jokes that make youn laugh

Remember, you can always get more laughs by reading some really funny sports jokes.

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Funny Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #219

It’s been quite some time since I’ve posted some funny Sexy Sals blonde jokes so I thought I would dedicate this weeks Friday Funnies to a whole heap of really funny Sexy Sals jokes! Before I do that though it’s best, for SEO purposes, that I actually post some really funny blonde jokes.

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.

“Buffy,” she said, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?”

“Ten,” said Buffy.

So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. “Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 leftover!”
“Yes,” said Buffy. “So did I.”

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Our next funny blonde joke involves 2 blondes, one of them a cop.

A blonde was speeding in a 25 mile per hour residental zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The female police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde’s driver’s license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, “What does a driver’s license look like?’

Irritated, the blonde cop said, “Don’t be a smart ass!, it’s got your picture on it!”

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license”, then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, “You’re free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”

really funny blonde jokesOK, now it’s time for Sexy Sal to strut her stuff!

Funny Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes

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funny sexy sals blonde jokesThat’s it for this weeks funniest blonde jokes.

Looking for something else to read? How about my latest smartwatch review?

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Sacrifice Jokes Friday Funnies #207

As today is Good Friday I’ve changed the theme of this blog to an Easter theme. Thankfully this is really easy because I use the FlexSqueeze theme. Those of us who believe in Jesus know that Easter is all about acknowledging His great sacrifice. Jesus gave His life for us so that all who believe in Him could also be saved.

Because it’s also Friday Funnies time I’ve decided to post a few sacrifice jokes. The first sacrifice joke is actually one of Sexy Sals blonde jokes.

Sexy Sals Blonde Sacrifice Jokes

Sexy Sals Sacrifice jokes Blonde jokes

There are many types of sacrifices as is pointed out in the next of our sacrifice jokes.

I dreamed that Bill Gates and I both died on the same day, and we went to hell. I felt that there must have been some kind of mistake, so I went to talk to Satan and asked if there was any way to get out of hell.

Satan said, “Well there is one way…you have to find the ugliest, nastiest looking woman in hell and make mad passionate love to her, and then you might be able to get out of hell.”

I was willing to make the sacrifice, so I found the ugliest woman in hell and started making love to her. I looked up and noticed Bill Gates…he was making love to a gorgeous sexy blonde.

I went to Satan and asked, “How come Bill is making love to that beautiful blonde?”

Satan said, “She’s trying to get out of hell too.”

The final sacrifice jokes is about how much a man will go through for his loving wife.

A married couple was in a terrible accident that resulted in the woman’s face being severely burned. She needed a skin graft but the doctor told the husband that they couldn’t use any of her skin because she was just too skinny.Without hesitating the faithful husband offered to donate some of his own skin. The problem was the only skin on his body that was suitable would have to come from his arse.

The husband and wife agreed that it would have to do. They swore they wouldn’t tell anyone and implored that the doctor also honour their secret.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at how stunning she now looked. She looked more beautiful than ever before! Her friends and relatives just kept going on about her newfound beauty!

One day, whilst alone with her husband she was overcome with emotion at his incredible sacrifice. Hugging and kissing him she said, “Oh honey, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”

“Sweetheart,” he replied, “there’s no need for that. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

And so ends another Friday Funnies and the end of the sacrifice jokes. Remember you’ll always find more laughs in my funny sports jokes section.

 

 

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Laughaholics Video Friday Funnies #75

]I usually don’t make my commentators jump through hoops to leave comments but I am making an exception for Friday Funnies. (Speaking of which, you’re going to love it this week because I’m introducing my Laughaholics video) The reasons for this are twofold. The first is that comments on my Friday Funnies posts were getting pretty bad and it was too hard to moderate them as you never knew if they actually read the post or not.

The second reason is I’m trying to build the FaceBook likes of my latest blog. So, to meet that end I will  require you to LIKE my Best Gifts Idea site and to leave a comment on one of its posts. Once you’ve done that you can leave a comment here. You’re only required to do this once so if you’ve done it on one of the previous posts feel free to comment away. If you leave a comment and don’t fulfil these obligations I will spam your comment.

Now, on with the this weeks Friday Funnies.

Getting The Wife To Orgasm

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and laughaholicsaccording to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village.

The Vet didn’t have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.

So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. Read the rest of this entry

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