More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #258

I always look forward to Friday Funnies because I always get a laugh out of it and I hope that my readers do as well. A couple of Friday Funnies ago I wrote about a blonde that wasn’t so dumb. That post was pretty popular. We all know the smart blonde jokes wasn’t going to last though, didn’t we? What I mean by that is, its time for even more blonde jokes. More Blonde Jokes The Heart Attack A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. ‘What’s up?’ she asks. ‘I think I’m having a heart attack,’ – cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, “Mummy, Mummy, Aunt Shirley is hiding…

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Funny Sexy Sals Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #219

It’s been quite some time since I’ve posted some funny Sexy Sals blonde jokes so I thought I would dedicate this weeks Friday Funnies to a whole heap of really funny Sexy Sals jokes! Before I do that though it’s best, for SEO purposes, that I actually post some really funny blonde jokes. A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size. “Buffy,” she said, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?” “Ten,” said Buffy. So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. “Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 leftover!” “Yes,” said Buffy. “So did I.” Our…

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Sacrifice Jokes Friday Funnies #207

As today is Good Friday I’ve changed the theme of this blog to an Easter theme. Thankfully this is really easy because I use the FlexSqueeze theme. Those of us who believe in Jesus know that Easter is all about acknowledging His great sacrifice. Jesus gave His life for us so that all who believe in Him could also be saved. Because it’s also Friday Funnies time I’ve decided to post a few sacrifice jokes. The first sacrifice joke is actually one of Sexy Sals blonde jokes. Sexy Sals Blonde Sacrifice Jokes There are many types of sacrifices as is pointed out in the next of our sacrifice jokes. I dreamed that Bill Gates and I both died on the same day, and we went to hell. I felt that there must have been some kind of mistake, so I went to talk to Satan and asked if there was…

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Laughaholics Video Friday Funnies #75

]I usually don’t make my commentators jump through hoops to leave comments but I am making an exception for Friday Funnies. (Speaking of which, you’re going to love it this week because I’m introducing my Laughaholics video) The reasons for this are twofold. The first is that comments on my Friday Funnies posts were getting pretty bad and it was too hard to moderate them as you never knew if they actually read the post or not. The second reason is I’m trying to build the FaceBook likes of my latest blog. So, to meet that end I will  require you to LIKE my Best Gifts Idea site and to leave a comment on one of its posts. Once you’ve done that you can leave a comment here. You’re only required to do this once so if you’ve done it on one of the previous posts feel free to comment away….

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Bar Bets Best Not Done After Drinking Tequila

[NOCSEADS]Yay! It’s Friday Funnies day again and this is the 71st edition! I know you’re going to love this one too, because it’s really funny, and all about men who take unrealistic bar bets. But before we get to that I want to remind everyone about commenting rules. Only people who have liked my Gifts Guru Blog and left a comment are allowed to leave a comment on this blog. Cool, now that’s out of the way lets get on with this weeks Friday Funnies. Bar Bets & Tequila A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s with the money in the jar?” “Well.., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you…

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