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This weeks Friday Funnies is all about a small town who just love their Vicar and can’t stand the thought that they may lose him to a bigger congregation. The following joke just goes to show how much they love the guy.
At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation.
No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.
How Do We Keep The Vicar
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Glasgow, stands up and proclaims, ‘If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year and his wife with a Volkswagen mini-van to transport their children!’
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, if the Vicar will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education for all of his children!’
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, ‘If the Vicar stays, I will give him free sex.’
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her, ‘Mrs Jones, you’re a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say that?’