Senior Jokes Friday Funnies #264

Today’s Friday Funnies is all about senior jokes. I’ve featured a lot of senior jokes because they are so funny. Posts like, Seniors Are Senile? Friday Funnies #248, Seniors Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #198 and Friday Funnies # 34, Crocodiles, Old Women & Aunty Acid.

The following series of images were all part of an email I received titled Senior Eye Test! I don’t think I’ve reached the ‘senior’ stage yet but I sure as hell struggled with some of these images. Let’s see how you go. :wink_ee:

Senior Jokes Senior Eye Test

Senior jokes 1 Senior jokes 2 Senior jokes 3 Senior jokes 4 Sennior jokes 5 Senior jokes 6 Senior jokes 7 Senior jokes 8 Senior jokes 9 Senior jokes 10 Senior jokes 11

In conclusion I thought it should be called the Dirty Mind Test. :tongue_laugh_ee: Which one was your favourite?

It seems, as far as seniors are concerned, most young folk don’t appreciate all the knowledge they have accumulated. Some actually don’t believe some of the stuff they hear. This next story involves a couple of seniors being questioned by cops.

Believing Seniors? Don’t make me laugh :doh_tb:

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved I love you, Sally …

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty thousand dollars! Andy said, We’ve got to give it back. Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighbourhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday? Sally said, No.

Andy said, She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile!

The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: Tell us the story from the beginning. Andy said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday …….The first police officer turned to his partner and said, We’re outta here!

You see, even though Andy was telling the truth the cops didn’t believe him. :lol_ee:

Don’t forget to share this weeks Friday Funnies with your mates to brighten up their day. If you’re looking for more laughs you should check out some of my funny sports jokes. Also, you may like my latest video¬† about sexy moments in womens sport.

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