Pommie Humour

In honour of my latest video, Diary Of A Pommie In Western Australia, I’m dedicating this Friday Funnies post to Pommie Humour. I first wrote about this particular Pommie Humour back in 2012! That post was called Living in Australia and Buying Your first Condom. It was actually the second post in the Friday Funnies series.

Funny Pommie Humour

This first bit of Pommie Humour isn’t accurate at all when depicting a Aussie dunny, but its still funny.

This takes place in the north of Australia i a place called Queensland which is very hot, humid and the pubs are rough. 

This posh pommie bloke travelling through Queensland in the middle of summer by bicycle is caught in a huge tropical storm. He sees a sign which says there is a pub 18 miles up the road. So he rides his bike to the pub and when he finally gets there his appearance resembles that of a drowned rat. 

As he walks in the locals hardly even look up from their beers. Even though he’s dripping wet. He heads up to the bar and orders a scotch on ice. The barman gives him the worst scotch he’s ever tasted but the pommie drinks it down and asks the barman where the dunny (toilet) is. The barman tells him it is outside. 

So the pommie trudges outside into the rain and all he can see in the rain is two big piles of turds, one much bigger than the other. So the pommie walks over to the smaller pile, relieved that someone had the sense to start a new pile since the larger one was clearly unmanageable. 

He has his pants around his ankles and is in the process of relieving himself when a gunshot rings out and a bullet smacks into the heap just beside his head. 

Well the poor pommie turns around, in a somewhat vulnerable position, and sees this huge Aussie guy standing at the door of the pub with his still smoking gun in his hand. 

“What..What is going on?” Stammers the poor pommie. 

The huge Aussie responds “Get the hell out of the Ladies you dirty bastard.”

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