Click Now!
Click here to go to Slotland!

I reckon there are a lot of disgruntle wives out there which one of which prompted me to focus this week’s Friday Funnies on disgruntled wife jokes. The first of my disgruntled wife jokes takes place in an English courtroom.

Disgruntled Wife Jokes #1

A Nottingham woman (pictured below) has lost her case at Nottingham magistrates court today after she tried to sue the United Kingdom National Health Service Queens Medical Centre after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards.

Mrs Minger of Bulwell aged 67 said to reporters outside court this afternoon “Me and me ‘usband Fred ‘ave ‘ad bangin’ sex till ‘e went ta ‘ospital and ‘ad ‘is operation, now ‘e’s not interested ‘n me and it’s all down to them twats”!

The surgeon who performed the operation and attended court to give evidence said: “all we did was remove Fred’s cataracts”! Read the rest of this entry

Digiprove sealCopyright secured by Digiprove © 2018

Short Jokes Friday Funnies #126

I don’t know if you guys have noticed but the blog is looking a little different of late. More about that later. I’m more interested in getting this Friday Funnies out on time because I know how much you guys love to finish a gruelling week at work with a good laugh. What better for a good laugh than a short collection of short jokes. One last thing before starting my short jokes for the week. It just came to my attention that our Sex Sals made a debut on Easy Sports Betting in it’s Funny Golf Jokes. You should head over and get an extra laugh.

Short Joke For The Irish

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

Short Joke Car Language

A daughter asked her dad, “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a servicing that — his motor will cease functioning and his ball bearings will fall off!!”   :lol_tb:  

Short Joke A Woman’s Misunderstanding 

During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”

The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.

“No! No!  Leave your knickers on … Just stick out your tongue!”  :wallbash_tb:   :lol_ee:  

Short Joke About Snow

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.   :devil_tb:

 Short Joke Irish #2

short joke Irish

And to finsish off I have a video of a really funny Pom! His name is Nathon Caton and his joke fest took part while Englad was hosting the Olympics in 2103.

Digiprove sealCopyright secured by Digiprove © 2014
Click here to go to Freeslot!
About Peter Pelliccia"