Think Before You Speak Friday Funnies #79

Have you ever heard of the expression, think before you speak? This is really important because if you don’t think before you speak you could put your foot in your mouth resulting in some really embarrassing situations. The same thing applies when leaving a comment on this blog. I want you to think before leaving a comment because to get your comment approved you need to go to this weeks funniest video on YouTube by clicking on this  LINK, leaving a comment there and LIKE the video. Once you’ve completed those steps you can leave a comment.

As an extra incentive I’ll even let you use a keyword instead of your name! How cool is that? :happy_tb: Normally I would spam your little ass if you used a keyword instead of your name. So, go and leave a comment on my latest YouTube video and hit the thumbs up “Like” icon and you’re good to go.  :thumbup_ee:

Think before you speak…

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak, the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back, or that you could crawl into a hole? I know I have. Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….

FIRST TESTIMONY

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?” I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn’t say a word…he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, “I think I like playing with mens balls”

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How To Discipline Your Kids Friday Funnies #78

Hey guys, welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies. Before telling you a new way of how to discipline your kids I want to get something straight. As my regulars know special commenting rules apply when commenting on these posts. I’ve added an extra step to my regular Comment Policy. To get your comment approved for this post you need to go to this weeks funniest video on YouTube by clicking on this  LINK, leaving a comment there and LIKE the video. Once you’ve completed those steps you can leave a comment.

In last weeks post I left these instructions at the end of the post and was forced to delete a whole lot of comments. Just goes to show how many people don’t read the whole post. That’s why I posted the instructions at the beginning of the post. If anyone comments this time without following the instructions I will just send them to Spam Hell!  :devil_tb:

How To Discipline Your Kids

This next one is all to do with a brand new method of how to discipline your kids.

This guy came up with this method because he was told how it was most improper to spank children. After much thought and trialling all these other methods to control his kids when they’re have one of ‘those moments’ he came upon one that actually worked. I’ll let him tell you about it.

“One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it’s the vibration from the car, others say it’s the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, iPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.

I’ve included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.” 

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Laughaholics Video Friday Funnies #75

]I usually don’t make my commentators jump through hoops to leave comments but I am making an exception for Friday Funnies. (Speaking of which, you’re going to love it this week because I’m introducing my Laughaholics video) The reasons for this are twofold. The first is that comments on my Friday Funnies posts were getting pretty bad and it was too hard to moderate them as you never knew if they actually read the post or not.

The second reason is I’m trying to build the FaceBook likes of my latest blog. So, to meet that end I will  require you to LIKE my Best Gifts Idea site and to leave a comment on one of its posts. Once you’ve done that you can leave a comment here. You’re only required to do this once so if you’ve done it on one of the previous posts feel free to comment away. If you leave a comment and don’t fulfil these obligations I will spam your comment.

Now, on with the this weeks Friday Funnies.

Getting The Wife To Orgasm

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and laughaholicsaccording to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village.

The Vet didn’t have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.

So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel.

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