Funny Foreign Signs Friday Funnies #362

Before I get into the funny foreign signs, I’d love to share with you my latest funny videos from my Laughaholics Videos. The first one is about a very lazy husband, and strangely enough, it’s called Lazy Husband Joke.

The second funny video, and it’s my favourite of the two, is about a young woman that is boarding with a Scottish couple I called that video the Girl Lodger Joke.

And now for my funny foreign signs. These signs come from around the world and are funny because they’re obviously struggling with the English language.

Funny Foreign Signs That Make You Laugh

In a Bangkok Temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. 

Cocktail Lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

Doctor’s Office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 

Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. 

A Nairobi Restaurant:
CUSTOMERS, WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

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Funny Dating Episodes Friday Funnies #317

Dating can be stressful, but sometimes it can also be quite amusing. Todays Friday Funnies is about a couple of funny dating episodes. The first of the funny dating episodes started off well but the upcoming second date was ruined, and it was all Googles fault.

Funny Dating Episodes Googles Fault

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success, and as he drops her at her door, he says ‘I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful climbing rose. May I call on you tomorrow?’

She agrees, and a date is made.

The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned. ‘What was that for?’ he asked.

She said… I looked up “beautiful climbing rose” on Google last night and it said…..”Best suited for rooting against a brick wall or fence, no good in an open bed.”

Yep. It’s time like these that Google sucks!  :cool:

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Funny Dating Episodes #2 Meeting In The Park

A man and a woman have a chance meet in a park and decide to meet up that night for a meal.
Going so well after the meal they go for a drive in his car to a romantic cliff top.

There’s not a cloud in the night sky. All the stars are shining brightly, and they both jump in the back seat.

While having fun, the woman stops and says “I’m really sorry about this and should have told you earlier, but I do this for a living and if you want to go all the way it will cost you £50”.

“WHAT!, you’re telling me this now when I’m all up for it knowing that of course, I’ll pay you.”

The man pays and to be fair had a fantastic time.

Afterwards, they both get in the front seats and just sit there, hearing only some crickets in the background the woman said, “shall we get a move on then?”

The man said, “I’m really sorry I should have told you earlier, I’m actually a cabbie it’s going to cost you £55 to get home”.

I have a funny feeling That I may have posted the last of the funny dating episodes before, but who cares. It’s so funny I don’t think anybody will mind if it’s resurrected.

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Friday Funnies #80 Elderly Sex Hopeful

Yep, it’s Friday which of course means it time for this weeks Friday Funnies. As usual I need you guys to jump through a little teeny weenie hoop in order to get your comment approved. All you need to do is to hop on over to my latest YouTube video, leave a comment there and Like it for me. You do that by clicking the thumbs up Icon. I need the comment in so I can see you actually liked the video.

Usually I delete or spam any commenter who did not follow instructions as by neglecting to do so shows they didn’t read the post and therefore do not deserve a link to their site. For this post I’ve decided to simply remove then link to their site so everyone can see the people who are simply not reading my post. After all, if they’re not reading my post they’re probably not reading your either. OK, enough of that, it’s joke time. The first one is about a old bloke who still has sex on his mind.

Elderly Man Still Wants Sex

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.  Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.  They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. 

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 

‘How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.

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