Kitchen Jokes Friday Funnies #332

This week's Friday Funnies is about kitchen jokes, but before I get to my this week's kitchen jokes, I'd like to apologise for missing last weeks Friday Funnies. I do have a perfect excuse though, its because I took my family to Bali so we could celebrate my 60th birthday. We all loved Bali, and I will be doing some YouTube videos of our time over there. You may want to subscribe to My Bonzer Channel, so you don't miss out on those videos. OK, onto my funny kitchen jokes. Kitchen Jokes Sex In The Kitchen There could be many reasons for having sex in the kitchen, but not many of them would be funnier than this one. She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she usually slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up, and I thought, "I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards, she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken....." Kitchen Facts: Eating In The Fifties While technically not a joke I'm…

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