Today is Irish Jokes Day. Not for any special reason except I know how much you guys would love an Irish jokes day. I know it would be better on St. Patrick’s Day but I honestly can’t wait that long
Friday Funnies Irish Jokes Day
Our first Irish Jokes day joke involves the ever popular Murphy the Irishman.
Murphy goes to his friend Pat and says, “I’m sleeping with the Pastors wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?”
Pat doesn’t like it, but being Murphy’s longtime friend, he agrees.
After the service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Pat what he’s really up to.
Pat, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor. “My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Pat’s shoulder and says, “My Son you’d better hurry home. My wife died two years ago.”
Did you ever hear the one about the Irish priest that got pulled over by the police? It goes something like this…..
An Irish priest driving along a country road gets pulled over by the police. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.
He says: “Have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest.
The cop replies: “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says: “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
Irishman, like the rest of us, have all types of jobs. There are even Irish doctors! Man, I’m not sure I could live with having an Irish doctor
Dr O’Mahony tells his patient: “I have bad news and worse news, John.”
“Oh dear,” John replies. “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies: “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible,” says the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
Dr O’Mahony replies: “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
And so ends another Friday Funnies. Sure hope you enjoyed it enough to share it with your friends