Funny Irish Logic Friday Funnies #375

You’ve got to love the funny Irish logic, especially, because funny Irish logic tends to make you laugh out loud.

Funny Irish Logic Regarding Mad Cow Disease

They never aired this particular TV interview. You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the leading cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter…

The interview was as follows…

The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease… Can you offer any reason for this disease? “

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? “

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information…but what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer: “And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? “

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? “

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day. And only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you get mad? “

Funny Irish The program was never aired!

More Funny Irish Logic

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On the bus, Paddy got chatting to Murphy who was carrying a bag on his back

‘What’s in the bag?’ asked Paddy

‘I’m not going to tell’, replied Murphy

‘Go on, do.’ pleaded Paddy. 

‘Ah, all right then, it’s ducks.’ announced Murphy

‘If I guess how many ducks you have in the bag, will you give me one of them?’ enquired Paddy.

‘Look’, said Murphy, ‘If you guess the correct number, I’ll give you both of them.’

‘Five!’ said Paddy triumphantly.

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