Irish Blonde Joke Friday Funnies #203

Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again and I’m about to thrill you with an Irish Blonde joke. We all know that people love to laugh at the Irish. We also know they love laughing at blonde jokes, so when I found an Irish blonde joke I knew it would be a hit.

Irish Blonde Joke At The Casino

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrives at the casino and bets twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.’

With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’

As the dice came to a stop, she jumps up and down and squeals ‘YES, YES, I WON, I WON!’

She hugs each of the dealers and then picks up her winnings, her clothes and quickly leaves the Casino. The dealers are left staring at each other, completely dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asks, ‘What the hell did she roll?’ The other answers, ‘Stuffed if I know, I thought you were watching.’

Of course there is a moral to this story. Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb. But men are men and it just takes a couple of bouncing tits to distract the hell out of them.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Come on you gals, I know you liked this joke, so why not share it with your friends and make their day.  :smoke_tb:

OK, put your thinking cap for this next blonde Joke.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

‘How did this happen?’ asks the emergency room doctor.

‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.

‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’

‘No, silly’ the blonde said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, &  then I thought, ‘I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants! No way I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’

‘What then?’ asked the doctor.

‘As I put the gun in my mouth I thought, ‘It cost me $3,000 to get my teeth straightened so I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’

‘So the you shot yourself in the finger?’

‘Nope, I had just put the gun to my ear, when I thought, ‘Man, this is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

OK, think about it for a minute and I’m sure you’ll get the funny side of that blonde joke. :wink_ee:

Finally, I’ve managed to get Sexy Sal to contribute one of her Sexy Sal’s blonde jokes.

Sexy Sals Irish blonde joke

Don’t forget to check out my sports jokes if you’re looking for more laughs.

So, which was your favouriteIrish Blonde joke

 

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