Three Sons Joke Friday Funnies #363

Todays joke is called the three sons joke because, funny enough, it involves three sons. ūüėČIt’s about a father who tries to teach his three sons the importance of learning from life’s experiences.

A Lesson From The Three Sons Joke

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A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them off to college, “I feel I must provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.”

One of his sons became a doctor, another a lawyer and the other a financial planner. Each of his sons was very successful financially. When their father’s time had come, and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

First, the doctor put 10 newly printed crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

Then, the financial planner also put $1,000 there in 20 newly printed crisp $50 bills.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer’s turn. He reached into his pocket, took out his chequebook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father’s coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

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Friday Funnies #310

Ok, this week’s Friday Funnies will be in two parts. The first part will be a bit of nostalgic humour. This shows us how things have changed over time.

Friday Funnies Nostalgia

EATING IN THE FIFTIES

Pasta was not eaten in Australia.

Curry was a surname.

A takeaway was a mathematical problem.   

A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower.

All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not.

Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding.

Calamari was called squid and we used it as fish bait.

A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining.

Brown bread was something only poor people ate.

Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking.

Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green.

Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as being white gold.  Cubed sugar was regarded as posh.

Fish didn't have fingers in those days.

Eating raw fish was called poverty, not sushi.

None of us had ever heard of yoghurt.

Healthy food consisted of anything edible.

People who didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy.

Indian restaurants were only found in India.

Cooking outside was called camping.

Seaweed was not a recognised food.

"Kebab" was not even a word, never mind a food.

Prunes were medicinal.

Surprisingly, muesli was readily available, it was called cattle feed.

Water came out of the tap.

If someone had suggested bottling it and charging more than petrol for it, they would have become a laughing stock!!

But the one thing that we never ever had on our table in the sixties.....

Elbows or Phones.


Now for the next part of this weeks Friday Funnies. You could say that this one follows on from the previous one.  :wink_ee:  I have something that I know will make you really Laugh Out Loud!

WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS

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I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

“Come on dad! This is the 21st century,” she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. here, use my iPad.”

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I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.

Just for a change of pace I reckon this short story will interest you!

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People’s Sense Of Humour Friday Funnies #209

What makes life bearable sometimes if the fact that so many people have a good sense of humour. Having a sense of humour is so important. It allows you to laugh at life. I helps to lift your spirits. You also need a sense of humour to come up with a lot of jokes that I post in our Friday Funnies series.

What you are about to see today is someone’s sense of humour in action.

A Sense Of Humour Look At Holes

These holes are not only amazing, but some are really terrifying!  The sheer scale of  these holes reminds you of just how tiny we are. 

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Kimberley Big Hole – South Africa

Apparently the largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world, this 1097 meter deep mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds before being closed.   

Glory Hole Sense of humour
Glory Hole – Monticello Dam, California

A glory hole is used when a dam is at full capacity and water needs to be drained  from the reservoir.  It is the largest spillway of this type in the world and consumes  14,400 cubic feet of water every  second. 

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Great Blue Hole, Belize

This incredible geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize . There are numerous blue holes around the world,  but none as stunning as this one.

SENSE OF HUMOUR POST Sinkhole in Guatemala
Sinkhole in Guatemala

This  photo is of a sinkhole that occurred in Guatemala . The hole swallowed 2 dozen homes and killed at  least 3 people.

SHIT  HOLE,  CANBERRA sense of humour post
SHIT HOLE, CANBERRA

This hole swallows billions and billions of our Dollars annually!  
The money that falls into this hole
 is never heard from again!  
It  is reported to contain 
at least 186 smaller ones known as ‘arse’ holes.

And so ends another Friday Funnies. I’m sure that no matter what country you live in you have your very own shit hole. If that’s true why not tell us about it in the comments. :wink_ee:

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