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They say that writing regularly on your blog is probably one of the best things you can do, which is why I try to post at least twice a week. There was a time when I used to post three times a week and then I cut back to two because of a lack of time. One thing I noticed after cutting back to two posts a week was that my Alexa ranking started to creep up. As most of you know Alexa basically monitors the amount of traffic to your site and so one can assume that more posts leads to more traffic, although I’m sure you can overdo it and too many posts could drive your readers away.
To test the theory I’ve decided to go back to three posts a week to see if it will improve my Alexa ranking. As I’m still pretty strapped for time and because I get a lot of funny emails I’ve decided to a series of posts called Friday Funnies, and yes I will be posting every Friday, which will probably the most regular thing in my life
Ok, this is the second Sunday in a row that I’ve done a post that’s only because I’ve been so busy working during the week. Originally I was only supposed to work 15 to 20 hours a week but they’ve been working me 40+ hours. Oh well, at least the money will come in handy
Now this video really cracked me up, but I have to warn you it does use the F word as well talk about stuff of a sexual nature but given all that it is bloody hilarious.
Have you calmed down yet? Perhaps you would be interested to know what the world was like when you were born? Obviously it was vastly different from what we’re experiencing today, This link will show you what the world was like on the year you were born. Speaking about days gone by, here’s a joke about dating way back in 1958, the year that I was born!
Peggy Sue In 1958
Dating in 1958
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
“Oh, come on in!” Peggy Sue’s mother said as she welcomed Fred in. “Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?”
“Iced tea, please,” Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea.
“So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?” she asked.
“Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach…”
“Peggy likes to screw, you know,” Mom informed him.
“Uh…really?” Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.
“Oh, yes!” the mother continued. “When she goes out with her friends, that’s all they do!”
“Is that so?” asked Fred, incredulous.
“Yes,” said the mother. “As a matter of fact, she’d screw all night if we let her!”
“Well, thanks for the tip,” Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Fred.
“Have fun, kids,” the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
“The Twist, Mom!” she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. “The damned dance is called the Twist!
Now it’s something for the boys. I’ve done several post taking the mickey out of women, like Women & The All About Me Syndrome and maybe even the time when I rewrote the Lyrics to Roy Orbison’s Mean Woman Blues calling It Wassup’s Mean Woman’s Blues. You may even remember the funny video I made of the best ever pick-up line? Well, this next video is for all those blokes who find their eyes straying to a woman’s ample cleavage when they should be making eye contact. Come on guys I know you’ve all been caught doing that at one time or another.
What To Do When Caught Staring At A Woman’s Breasts
The problem is that in real life it doesn’t matter how accurate the logic is you use to make a point it just won’t wash when used against a woman Just kidding ladies, you know I luvs ya
I sometimes try to relate my posts to blogging in some way, whether it’s a blogging tip or simply by means of highlighting a particular point. Not this time though. This time it’s just for the sheer joy of presenting it to you in the hope that you will get some enjoyment from it. If you should take anything at all from it I hope its that you enjoy your blogging because everyone knows it’s those who enjoy what they do who do well at it.
If you’re one of my Australian readers you are well into enjoying your weekend and are probably putting your feet up to have a well deserved rest. If you’re one of my American readers or come from some other part of the world that is a little behind then you’re most likely in the ‘Thank God It’s Friday’ mode and waiting for the weekend to start. Either way the last thing you probably want to read right now is some how to post because all you want to do is to relax and enjoy the moment.
Well, because I know what it’s like and I totally sympathize with what everyone is going through I want this post to entertain and bring some enjoyment into your life, even if it’s just for a moment.
First off I would like to present a YouTube video I happened to come across this morning. It’s a fairly old one but hasn’t had all that many views so I’m sure there are many that haven’t seen it. Originally uploaded in 2006 it’s an animation of Frank Sinatra sending up MySpace. It is really very clever and whoever sang the lyrics did a great job of impersonating the legendary Crooner.
That was pretty cool wasn’t it? OK, now I want to see how good your mouse control is. Follow this link and see if you can touch the guys nose with the mouse pointer. If you can do it you’re a better man than I
OK, now let’s have a look at this photo.
Please, not in front of the wife
While I see the humor in this I can’t see my friends rubbing it and I sure as hell don’t want my mates to do it.
OK, moving right along. I’m not sure how you feel about the government, but this is a fair representation of what I think of them.
The government are a buch of pricks
So, just in case you didn’t understand how I feel about them I added the caption, The government are a bunch of pricks
Now, just in case you’re having a bad day I bet you it’s nowhere near as bad as the one these people are having.
And for the grand finale I would like to finish off with this little story.
A little girl asks her mum, ‘Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?’ Her mum replies ‘No, because she is on heat.’ ‘What does that mean?’ asked the child. ‘Go and ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, ‘Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.’ He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said ‘Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.’
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash..Surprised, Dad asked, ‘Where’s Lulu?’
You’ll love this!!!!!!!!!)……………
The little girl said, ‘She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.’
Have a good weekend guys!
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Damn if things aren’t getting a little too serious around here lately. We’ve had the post My Blog Was Hacked And What I Did About It where I told you all about getting hacked and how I got around it.Then almost immediately I was forced to do a followup post called Put A Firewall Up To Protect Your Blog From Attacks something that I urge everyone to read, nay not just read but to follow my lead and to tell everyone else about it as well.
Then there was the 11-Inch MacBook Air Review and before that I divulged what Affiliates I was using to make money in What Affiliates To Promote To Blog For Money. Well I think that is just about enough, and I’ve come to the conclusion that all work and no play makes Sire a boring old blogger. So for this post I want to do nothing more than to entertain you. Some of you who have been following my tweets have probably notice some links to some really funny and entertaining videos, well I can’t see any reason why my loyal readers shouldn’t get in on some of the fun.
Dancing At The Movies: I was really hoping to embed that video directly into the post but it’s not allowed so if you like the old Footloose song by Kenny Loggins you will love this video which an editing marvel incorporating some of the best dance scenes seen in the movies.
Now for a few laughs. This next clip is from an old Carol Burnett show and features a dentist sketch starring Tim Conway and Harvey Korman. It is bloody hilarious and just goes to show you don’t have to insert a whole lot of profanity in order to get your audience to laugh. I’d hate to have this guy work on me.
This next one is for the guys because it has what most guy love to see, a lovely set of exposed breasts. Check out the expressions of those lucky guys who copped an eye full.
This next one is for the ladies, and no matter what they tell you they are just as sexist as the average guy, oh well almost. They may not whistle at a good looking bloke who has muscles bulging out of his t-shirt, but they sure would like to. Then you get the ones that will tell you it’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it. Is it, is it really ladies? Check out the look at the expression on the faces of these women when they finally get to see what this bloke is packing.
Finally, seeing as how we left off on a video that is definitely sexual in nature I thought it only fitting to promote a couple of posts from my sex blog. One is about Finding The G Spot Saga – The Elusive G Spot Location where I put forward a couple of ideas on movies that could well turn into blockbusters, as well as introducing people to the revolutionary G-Spot mouse. Then there was the post Proving To Everyone That Women Do Have A Sense Of Humor.
I don’t know what I would do without email. Sure I get a lot of spam and and heaps of people running one scam or other but I also get a lot stuff that makes me burst out laughing. This is one that I found to be extremely funny, but that may be because of my Aussie humor. I’ve posted it just as I received it. What do you think, did you find it to be funny?
A note from a compassionate, loving and caring Aussie husband…
LOOK AFTER YOUR WIFE…..
A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, “You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break !”
I thought ‘Shit woman!’ Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.
After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I’m really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives… then maybe they’ll take good care of us.
I’ve attached a picture below…hope it comes through OK
Heck, if nothing else it shows off our Aussie ingenuity!
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