Humour For Friday Funnies #191

Everybody loves a bit of humour and that’s exactly what makes Friday Funnies so popular. I never would have thought that I would have kept Friday Funnies going for so long. But people keep coming back for it and my regulars implore me to keep the good humour coming. I don’t blame them either because a good belly laugh is good for moral and that’s what good humour is all about.

The thing with jokes is that you need a good sense of humour to see the funny side of some jokes. Unfortunately not everybody has a good sense of humour. There are times when even you can be lacking a sense of humour. If there is a time when you’re not laughing when everybody else is maybe you should try an look at what just happened at a different angle. Maybe then you will get the joke. I reckon they should teach humour in school. Maybe if people could see the funny side of things we wouldn’t have all the crap going on in the world that we do today.

But that’s enough waffle, lets get to this weeks bit of humour shall we?

Humour That Makes You Smile

An old Australian priest lay dying. He sent a message for an Australian Tax Office supervisor and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The priest grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling.

For a time, no one said anything. Both the Australian Tax Office supervisor
and the lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments, however they were also puzzled because the priest had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the lawyer asked, “Father, why did you ask the two of us to come here?”

The old priest mustered all his strength, and then whispered weakly…“Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I’d like to go”.

So tell me, did your sense of humour kick in when you read that joke?

Some business people have a sense of humour too. I reckon some businesses force them to develop a sense of humour just to keep from going nuts. Here are some funny signs business entrepreneurs have come up with.

business humour

I reckon the next bit of humour is really up with the times.

More humour

This next one is a classic!  :tongue_laugh_ee:

push pull hunmour
I sure hope you got a kick out of this weeks Friday Funnies. Don’t forget to share it with your friends.  :drunk_tb: Of course if your looking for more jokes you can visit my Sports Joke section.

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Funny Jokes For Friday Funnies #127

OK Friday Funnies fans, it’s time for me to tickle your funny bone. To start things off I’m going to tell you a young boys explanation of Turpentine vs Holy Water

Turpentine vs Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and

Turpentine vs Holy Water
Don’t even think about it!

watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.’ The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’ The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a cat’s arse, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!’

Yeah, these young boys can be a cruel lot can’t they. Have to admit though, it would be pretty funny watching a cat overtaking a Harley.

The next joke involves another young boy.

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’  :lol_ee:  

Have you ever wondered why the current generation is so comfortable with modern technology? Perhaps its because they’re exposed to it at such a young age?

New Generation funny image

Fishmonger Shark Attack Funny Video

I don’t know if you’ve seen this video. I saw it on TV and I had to find it so I could share it with you guys.

That’s it guys. Don’t forget to share this post using the Social Icons below. Oh, before I forget, you might want to pop over to my other blog for some more laughs. The Sports Betting jokes are a real scream!

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Sexy Sals Blonde Genie And The Blonde Man

Sexy Sals Blonde Genie will follow after this important message. :laugh_tb:

I have to be completely honest with you guys. Ever since I’ve been requiring people to like my Special Gifts blog the amount of comments I get on the Friday Funnies jokes have decreased dramatically. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised because not everyone wants to take those extra steps so they can get a dofollow link from a PR3 blog back to their site. Not to mention that because I use Commentluv they also get a link to a specific page on their blog.

I’m not fussed because it just goes to show how many people used to comment on the Friday Funnies posts just for the link juice. Most of them probably didn’t even read the posts. At least I know the few that do comment have read and enjoyed the post. On the plus sides, as I always reply to my commentators, it has cut back my workload. So, once again, to leave a comment on this post you need to go to my Gift Ideas blog, leave a comment and like it on FaceBook. You’ll find the link to that in the sidebar.

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