Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day

Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day Today's Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day is brought to you thanks to vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. The first joke isn't live yet, but you can watch it before anyone else by clicking the following link: She Stood Up to the Ventriloquist and What Happened Next Is Hilarious. She Stood Up to the Ventriloquist and What Happened Next Is Hilarious Image created with Artistly A ventriloquist is performing at a packed club, dummy on his knee, firing off his usual routine, including some cheeky blonde jokes. The crowd is laughing until suddenly, a blonde woman in the middle of the audience jumps to her feet."I've had ENOUGH of your stupid blonde jokes!" she shouts at the stage."What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does hair colour have to do with someone's worth as a human being?"The room goes dead silent."It's men like YOU who keep women like ME from being respected at work and in the community. You perpetuate discrimination against blondes and women in general, all in the name of humour!"The ventriloquist's face goes bright red. He starts stammering an apology when the blonde cuts him off:"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee!"The crowd absolutely ERUPTS! Our next joke takes place in a bar, and it's called: Best Bar Jokes That Will Make You Laugh, and of course, clicking on the link will take you there. Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day #2 Image created with Artistly Michael, a handsome bloke, strolled into a sports bar at 9:58 pm. He grabbed a seat next to a stunning blonde and fixed his eyes on the telly as the 10 o'clock news kicked off.The news crew was covering a bloke standing on a ledge of a massive building, about to jump. Michael turned to the blonde and said, "Reckon he'll jump."The blonde shot back, "Nah, I reckon he won't."Michael slapped 30 dollars on the bar. "You're on, love."The blonde matched his bet. Seconds later, the bloke on the ledge did a perfect swan dive, plummeting to his death.The blonde's face dropped. She handed over her 30 dollars. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."Michael pushed it back. "I can't take it. I saw this on the 5 o'clock news. I knew he'd jump."The blonde paused, then replied, "Yeah, I saw it too. But I didn't think he'd do it AGAIN."Michael took the money. Our final joke for the day is Kids Ask The Funniest Questions Ever. Kids Ask The Funniest Questions Ever Top 3 Funny Jokes Of The Day #3 Image created with Artistly A mum was driving her little ankle-biter to her mate's place for a playdate."Mum?" the little girl piped up. "How old are ya?""Sweetheart, you don't ask a sheila her age," the mum replied. "It's not on.""Right-o," the little girl said. "How much do ya weigh then?""Bloody hell!" the mother said. "Those are personal questions and none of your beeswax."Not giving…

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Funny Jokes About Two Blondes

Today, I have two Funny Jokes About Two Blondes and both of these hilarious jokes were created with the help of my vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. The first of my Funny Jokes About Two Blondes is titled, Two Blondes Lock Themselves Out….WAIT FOR IT! 😂 and clicking on that link will take you to the joke on my YouTube channel. Image created with Artistly Two Blondes Lock Themselves Out….WAIT FOR IT! 😂 So two blondes are cruising down the highway when the fuel light starts blinking. They pull into a servo, and while one's pumping petrol, she realises—keys are locked inside the car. Classic move, right?She heads inside, grabs a coat hanger from the attendant, and gets to work on the door lock. She's jimmying away, really giving it her all.Ten minutes later, the attendant walks out to check on her progress. And there she is—the blonde outside the car, working that hanger like she's cracking a safe.Meanwhile, the blonde INSIDE the car is yelling: 'A little more to the left… no, no, to the right… you're almost there!'They'd BOTH locked themselves out! The next of my two blondes in a joke is, Two Blondes Try to Out-Hunt the Pros! Image created with Artistly Two Blondes Try to Out-Hunt the Pros! Two blondes went hunting to prove they could handle the bush. After three days of roughing it, they FINALLY bagged a massive buck. They're dragging this beauty back to the ute by its back legs, but the bloody antlers keep jamming in the mud every two meters.First blonde goes, 'Mate, this is doing my head in, but we've only got a k left to the truck.'Right then, this seasoned hunter rocks up, takes one look and says, 'Ladies, flip it around. Drag it by the antlers and you won't have that problem.'Brilliant! They give it a crack and it's smooth sailing.First blonde says, 'That bloke was a legend! This is SO much easier!'Second blonde replies, 'Yeah nah, but now we're three k's from the truck! Other Topics To Keep You Entertained My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, which I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is Artistly AI Worth Your Money? Honest Review is a video that showcases a small portion of what Artistly is capable of. Because of Artistly, I never have to worry about getting caught using copyrighted images.

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Funny AI Jokes You Won’t Believe

Funny AI Jokes You Won't Believe These funny AI jokes you won't believe were created with vidIQ, my personal AI Assistant. My vidIQ Joke Creation Sample shows how vidIQ handles the task. You can watch my first joke, Mum Destroys Son With One Email, on my YouTube channel. Mum Destroys Son With One Email Image created with Artistly Peter thought he was clever, inviting his mum over for dinner with his flatmate Sheila. Big mistake.His mum noticed everything. The way they looked at each other. The way they moved around the kitchen. She KNEW something was up.Peter tried to play it cool: "We're just flatmates, Mum." Nice try, mate.Then a week later, the frying pan went missing. Sheila reckoned Peter's mum nicked it. So Peter sent a carefully worded email:"Mum, I'm not saying you DID take the frying pan, I'm not saying you DIDN'T… but it's been missing since you visited."Her response? Absolutely brutal:"Son, I'm not saying you DO sleep with Sheila, I'm not saying you DON'T… but if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would've found the frying pan by now."The lesson: Never, EVER lie to your mother. She will ALWAYS find out. And when she does? She'll destroy you with the most savage comeback you've ever seen. Funny AI Jokes You Won't Believe #2 Then there is my funny blonde joke, She Gave the Police Officer a Mirror Instead of Her License. She Gave the Police Officer a Mirror Instead of Her License You think you've heard every traffic stop story? Wait till you hear this one…"---A blonde driver was flying down the road doing 50 in a 35 zone. Lights flash behind her. She pulls over. Out steps a blonde police officer who walks up and asks for her driver's license.The driver panics, frantically digging through her purse. After a solid minute of searching, she looks up helplessly and asks: "What does a driver's license even look like?"The blonde officer, already losing patience, snaps back: "Are you serious? It's got YOUR PHOTO on it!"ESCALATION: The driver dives back into her purse with renewed determination. She searches every pocket, every compartment. Finally, at the very bottom, she finds something small and rectangular. She pulls it out, holds it up to her face, and her eyes light up.PUNCHLINE DELIVERY: "Aha! This must be my driver's license!" she exclaims, handing over a small rectangular mirror.The blonde officer takes it, looks into the mirror, pauses for a moment, then hands it back with a nod.KILLER ENDING: "You're free to go. And hey—if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided this whole thing." My Best YouTube Optimisation Strategy was also created by my vidIQ AI Assistant. Are you wondering about the importance of hashtags? This is the post for you. And finally, some of my YouTube Tips posts, that I’ve put together. Another post that may interest you is A/B Testing Thumbnails for Your Channel Exposed. I also have another brilliant AI app that I use to create all my images called Artistly. Is…

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