Aussies Are Dumb Too

I got this email today titled Aussies are dumb too. It lists seven different occasions that show how stupid some Aussies can be. Let me just say that I can not vouch for any of the Aussies are dumb too stories mentioned below. Having said that. Some of the stories, as unbelievable as they are, may have happened which makes it totally funny. Before you go any further, I've finally reached 1,000 subscribers so please check out my 1000 Subscribers celebration video. 9 Ways Aussies Are Dumb Too Number One."I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre in Brisbane. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and, at the end of the conversation, happened to mention that she had given her daughter some ant poison to eat to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away". Yep, that would fit into the Aussies are dumb too category 😂 Number Two.Some Boeing employees on the airfield in Sydney decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards  them.…

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Fun Stories Friday Funnies #280

Fun Stories That Make You Laugh I love that life is full of fun stories. True, a lot of those fun stories are probably made up but even if that's true they're still bloody funny.  Take for example this story about an alter boy. An Alter Boy's Confession 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'Sorry Father, but my lips are sealed.' 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four months vacation and five good leads...' As far as fun stories go, what can be funnier than some of the ways people interpret art. Take the following as a good example. Interpreting Art Funny Stories A…

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Businessman Humour Friday Funnies #239

This weeks Friday Funnies is the 239th in the Friday Funnies series! That's over four years of jokes! For the life of me I never thought I'd be able to keep it going that long. I'm so glad that I have though, because it's turned out to be the most popular posts on this blog. Today's Friday funnies is just some of the funny things that may define a smart businessman. Businessman Humour A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.  He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey?  Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady.  I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from." The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing then?" He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, 'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?'" Now, that's a Businessman! The next businessman humour shows just how the following businessman made his millions. The Smart Businessman A businessman walked into a New…

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