Just Some Funny Crapola Friday Funnies #285

Its time for another Friday Funnies. For this weeks Friday Funnies I thought I would just post some funny crapola that would hopefully make you laugh. My first bit of funny crapola involves and Irishman.

Irish Alzheimer Funny Crapola

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d neverfunny crapola been to church in his life. After
Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?”

Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that
McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during
Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”

The priest said, “Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”

Murphy replied, “Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s
hat after all~!

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, “After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell ?”

Murphy slowly shook his head. “No, Father, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I left me hat.”

For my next bit of funny crapola I want to include this really funny video. It’s some guy called George Younce singing his really funny version of Side By Side.

So, what part of this weeks Friday Funnies did you like the best and why was it your favourite part of this weeks funny crapola.

As always, you can get more laughs by checking out the Friday Funnies category or reading my really funny sports jokes

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Funny Shit To Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #227

In case you’re wondering why I’ve called this post funny shit is because it’s just another keyword that I’m targeting. Some of you may think I’m crazy because it may piss Google off! Well, as this Too Sexy For Google post will tell you, I now longer care about the Google moral police.

So, in the hope that there are people out there searching for funny shit I’ve decided to call Friday Funnies #227 Funny Shit To Make You Laugh!

Some Funny Shit To Make You Laugh

Have you ever wondered why it’s just not smart to give women shit? I think William Golding said it best when he said….

funny shit to make you laugh

Do you remember the old saying, If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Well, I found a completely different way to look at it.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

more funny shit to make you laugh

Then there’s this image of some funny shit at the Rio Olympics because of the Russian Olympic team.

funny shit Rio Olympics

Here’s something I put together with help from The Creator.

more really funny shit

To continue with some more really funny shit I’ve included something that may well have taken place in a mortuary.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.  The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination.  “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner.

“Second body: “Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

The Inspector asked, “What of the third body?”

“Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one. Paddy from Belfast, 30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.

“Thought he was having his picture taken.”

Yeah, it just happened to be an Irishman didn’t it.  :smoke_tb:

 

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